schmahxgn Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Why did Jimmy cross the road? We'll never know; he was killed by a drunk driver. If I had to make a wager, I would guess that Jimmy was going to go fuck a dead pig. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 (edited) How did I escape from Iraq? Iran Edited January 18, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Jimmy a weird lil fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 (edited) Someone threw a tide pod out of their window on the other side. Edited January 18, 2018 by PhilosipherStoned 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Jane and Daria were at the county fair. Jane told Daria to wait outside a tent while she went in to see a palm reader. Jane came out of the tent eight minutes later, borrowed Daria's hand sanitizer and said, "He's very insightful. He said I have the hand of a real artist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: Jane and Daria were at the county fair. Jane told Daria to wait outside a tent while she went in to see a palm reader. Jane came out of the tent eight minutes later, borrowed Daria's hand sanitizer and said, "He's very insightful. He said I have the hand of a real artist." Worst joke in the entire thread.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Worst joke in the entire thread.... Stolen from a magazine. Character change for update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: Stolen from a magazine. Character change for update. You picked a terrible joke to steal.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 33 minutes ago, naraku360 said: You picked a terrible joke to steal.... Doesn't matter. It was worth publication forty four years ago. Shows you where the mindset was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 RIP that bayeblade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 How did Luke Skywalker get around on Endor when his speeder was destroyed? Ewoked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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