Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 I've had this happen a lot, share your stories and I can translate the meanings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 "THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU" - Bobby Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 I mean that's an easy one. Get to know her, and maybe she'll let you glance in her purse, but it's very rude to eyeball it without her consent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 It happens almost daily. Things like: "Good morning", "How's it going?", "That's neat", "Oh, that's the worst", "Really?", "I love you", "Take care", "I know, right?", "How fun", "Literally" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 When girls tell me things like "I love you" and "That's neat" they really do mean them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 And they'll always mean them... until the day we die... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Indeed. Also, when pigs fly, they soar majestically. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, Kweerie said: Indeed. Also, when pigs fly, they soar majestically. Ummm pigs don't fly. You're thinking of birds probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Oh, honey. You come sooo close to being adorable when you speak of topics you know nothing about. Like thinking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 YOu're always just like brother to them huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Lover, not brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: YOu're always just like brother to them huh? He's the creepy uncle the kids aren't allowed to be alone with.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 My little sister said that she hated me once. Know that she doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ginguy said: He's the creepy uncle the kids aren't allowed to be alone with.... Nah, he doesn't even have the balls to be creepy....he just smiles and sits there silently living his fantasies out in his head until he dies of loneliness 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Not exactly, I'm creepy but in a romantic sense. So you're quite wrong there. Also, I'm more like sugar papa than uncle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Sugar as in sweet and sexy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Not exactly, I'm creepy but in a romantic sense. So you're quite wrong there. Also, I'm more like sugar papa than uncle. Todays word(s) of the day: Delusions of Grandeur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 15 hours ago, Zenigundam said: When girls tell me things like "I have mace" and "I'll call the cops" they really do mean them. Hmm. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 You and (creepo guy at work) would make such a cute couple. Maybe we should double date ..... bitch he probably has a trunk full of human skins in his office right now. I don't like you or him 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 But if you date me, you have to remember that I can't drive because of my recent legal nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 "Get out of my house, there is the third time this week" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 "Put it in my pooper"...yeah,right!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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