That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 This always happens when I eat cereal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Could be ulcers. is it the milk? Maybe ur not milk compatible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Poof said: Could be ulcers. is it the milk? Maybe ur not milk compatible need to upgrade to the newer model. With milk digesting capabilities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, Poof said: Could be ulcers. is it the milk? Maybe ur not milk compatible It's the milk. I'm slightly lactose intolerant but I also have nothing to eat but cereal hence my conflict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Sounds like you should swap your milk out for a non dairy alternative. Like almond or soy milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: need to upgrade to the newer model. With milk digesting capabilities And better cognitive function Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: It's the milk. I'm slightly lactose intolerant but I also have nothing to eat but cereal hence my conflict eat it dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: Sounds like you should swap your milk out for a non dairy alternative. Like almond or soy milk. I used to love soy milk, but then I heard it can increase estrogen....and even though that's probably bullshit I'm just paranoid about fucking up my hormones. And almond milk is watery as fuck Edited January 2, 2018 by That_One_Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: eat it dry WTF NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: WTF NO! seems like you're just making excuses to keep drinking the milk and fucking up your stomach. You must like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Vamped said: seems like you're just making excuses to keep drinking the milk and fucking up your stomach. You must like it. When I'm starving I think it won't be so bad and I tell myself I'll only eat one bowl......but then I eat like six. My hunger is a demon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I used to love soy milk, but then I heard it can increase estrogen....and even though that's probably bullshit I'm just paranoid about fucking up my hormones. And almond milk is watery as fuck Was it sweetened or unsweetened almond milk? Sweetened is usually less wattery. As for the soy/estrogen thing, yeah it's more or less just paranoia. The cases of soy products fucking up men's hormones are extremely rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I used to love soy milk, but then I heard it can increase estrogen....and even though that's probably bullshit I'm just paranoid about fucking up my hormones. And almond milk is watery as fuck Something to keep in mind if ur paranoid about foods making u ladylike... tgirls around the world have tried to increase their estrogen with these foods in lieu of pharmaceuticals, and itâs never worked for any of them. Coconut milk is thick and tastey on cereals. You can make it cheap w/dried coconut flakes and a blender too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Was it sweetened or unsweetened almond milk? Sweetened is usually less wattery. As for the soy/estrogen thing, yeah it's more or less just paranoia. The cases of soy products fucking up men's hormones are extremely rare. I think it was unsweetened. I wasn't aware they made sweetened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Poof said: Something to keep in mind if ur paranoid about foods making u ladylike... tgirls around the world have tried to increase their estrogen with these foods in lieu of pharmaceuticals, and itâs never worked for any of them. Coconut milk is thick and tastey on cereals. You can make it cheap w/dried coconut flakes and a blender too. I figured as much. I miss chocolate soy milk anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: And better cognitive function Too many chemicals clogging the pistons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 same here. when i drink ridiculous quantities of alcohol. here's to a sober rest of the month... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, nameraka said: same here. when i drink ridiculous quantities of alcohol. here's to a sober rest of the month... Wooooo abstinence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Try goat milk? It's easier to digest than regular milk for some people and still has all the 'milk' proteins because it doesn't separate into cream and milk. Just make sure you get milk and not kefir. Kefir can taste weird and it's more for people who like to drink yogurt because its thick too. ...damnit. Now I'm going to have to stop at the natural store tomorrow after work because I'm craving goat milk and those weird blue cheese fungus puffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Try goat milk? It's easier to digest than regular milk for some people and still has all the 'milk' proteins because it doesn't separate into cream and milk. Just make sure you get milk and not kefir. Kefir can taste weird and it's more for people who like to drink yogurt because its thick too. ...damnit. Now I'm going to have to stop at the natural store tomorrow after work because I'm craving goat milk and those weird blue cheese fungus puffs. One time I tried kefir with live cultures......i didn't understand what live cultures are......i drank almost an entire bottle. I paid dearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: One time I tried kefir with live cultures......i didn't understand what live cultures are......i drank almost an entire bottle. I paid dearly. Those live cultures re-enacted several bobsled scenes from 'Cool Runnings' in your intestines, didn't they? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: I think it was unsweetened. I wasn't aware they made sweetened Yeah sweetened almond milk is now a thing. And it is far superior to the unsweetened counterpart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Those live cultures re-enacted several bobsled scenes from 'Cool Runnings' in your intestines, didn't they? You should get an award for that post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Yeah sweetened almond milk is now a thing. And it is far superior to the unsweetened counterpart. I'll cop that shit next time I'm at Wal-Mart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You should get an award for that post I've also power chugged kefir not quite realizing it's true critter count. My toilet should get an award for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: I've also power chugged kefir not quite realizing it's true critter count. My toilet should get an award for that. One time I was starving and ate like 7 cups of Activia not realizing what they are. I fuck myself up a lot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: One time I was starving and ate like 7 cups of Activia not realizing what they are. I fuck myself up a lot But you could fit in the new dress in time for prom, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Don't you have a writing competition coming up? Don't die man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: But you could fit in the new dress in time for prom, right? Hell yeah I caught some D too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ric said: Don't you have a writing competition coming up? Don't die man. You're right man! We got some amazing entries so far too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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