Keeping exotic pets is generally inhumane but i bet sloths would be cool with it.

[SwimModSponges]

Like, the poachers would toss a bunch of 'em in a crate and theyd be like "eh."

Theyd be shipped here and sold on the black market and theyd be like "whatever."

Then theyd get to some rich motherfuckers house and theyd be like "yall got like a stick i can chill on? Word."

[Drunkenwarrior]

Sloths : the stoner bum of the animal kingdom

[Still Me]

14 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

Like, the poachers would toss a bunch of 'em in a crate and theyd be like "eh."

Theyd be shipped here and sold on the black market and theyd be like "whatever."

Then theyd get to some rich motherfuckers house and theyd be like "yall got like a stick i can chill on? Word."

Eh...but they’re ugly

[Chapinator_X]

It'd be fun and games until they start ripping off limbs out of nowhere like domesticated chimpanzees.

[SwimModSponges]

I understand they actually have fairly sharp teeth and can move quickly as long as theyre hanging from shit.

Pretty useless on the ground though.

[fuggnificent]

i want a red panda..like..bad.. dood

[death_by_motorboat]

2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Like, the poachers would toss a bunch of 'em in a crate and theyd be like "eh."

Theyd be shipped here and sold on the black market and theyd be like "whatever."

Then theyd get to some rich motherfuckers house and theyd be like "yall got like a stick i can chill on? Word."

sloths are cool would be the general idea?

[SwimModSponges]

I bet.

I wonder if they have cannabinoid receptors in their brains?

[PhilosipherStoned]

2 hours ago, Still Me said:

Eh...but they’re ugly

What? You can't tell me this thing aint cute.

[Still Me]

7 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

What? You can't tell me this thing aint cute.

I see your sloth and raise you a fox head fruit bat 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Hey that's my favorite bat!

[Still Me]

Just now, PhilosipherStoned said:

Hey that's my favorite bat!

They all cute