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Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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I hate when girls cut dates short. I went out with this one Portuguese girl in Newark last year, and we were supposed to go to Six Flags, but then she pretended to answer a call from her girlfriend who claimed that her boyfriend hit her, so she cut the date short, but it was a setup, and she was cutting the date short because she thought I was weird, and I peeped the plot and grabbed her arm before she left my car (when I had a car smh) and told her, "All right. I hope your friend's ok." but I had a stone cold, serious expression on my face, and her eyes widened because she knew that I knew that she was full of shet!!! ;)

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4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I hate when girls cut dates short. I went out with this one Portuguese girl in Newark last year, and we were supposed to go to Six Flags, but then she pretended to answer a call from her girlfriend who claimed that her boyfriend hit her, so she cut the date short, but it was a setup, and she was cutting the date short because she thought I was weird, and I peeped the plot and grabbed her arm before she left my car (when I had a car smh) and told her, "All right. I hope your friend's ok." but I had a stone cold, serious expression on my face, and her eyes widened because she knew that I knew that she was full of shet!!! ;)

now i feel bad. i hope he dont think i was ditching him. the soul is willing but the body is weak.

Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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1 minute ago, fuggnificent said:

a real alpha would not care if people considered him alpha or not

 

I don't, but I noticed that you did consider me alpha for that move... and that move has to keep on happening because it makes girls reveal their true intentions. <3

fuggnificent Monster Mutant

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

 

I don't, but I noticed that you did consider me alpha for that move... and that move has to keep on happening because it makes girls reveal their true intentions. <3

how much did u drink today?

naraku360 Monster Mutant

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25 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

i was exhausted and he would not cum...jeeeez

Can we really blame him for not blowing his load when he was stuck having sex with you?

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Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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17 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

so seriously..the alpha shit aint working. try being nice. my dood tonite was the kindest sweetest gentleman.

It's working like a charm. You fell for it until I brought it up, and then you scrambled to pretend like it didn't happen. Ima beast

fuggnificent Monster Mutant

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25 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said:

That doesn't look like begging....Looks like he found his easy fat bitch....We all have one of those in the background in case we go on a break from our real ladies.

that doesn't even make any sense. so jelly. also, all you date is fat girls so i guess you have no "real lady".

André Toulon Monster Mutant

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2 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

that doesn't even make any sense. so jelly. also, all you date is fat girls so i guess you have no "real lady".

I said easy fat bitch, and you make 2 outta anything I put my dick in.

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17 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

 

I don't, but I noticed that you did consider me alpha for that move... and that move has to keep on happening because it makes girls reveal their true intentions. <3

catching a lying cunt and pretending to agree isnt alpha, stupid

fuggnificent Monster Mutant

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3 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said:

I said easy fat bitch, and you make 2 outta anything I put my dick in.

i dunno why u think you can talk to me any old way but in 2018 i aint putting up with it no more.

André Toulon Monster Mutant

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1 minute ago, fuggnificent said:

i dunno why u think you can talk to me any old way but in 2018 i aint putting up with it no more.

You've made several threats....All from contacting my lady friends, to having your alleged "FBI" agent brother hunt me down to having that pussy ass kidnapping meth head show up at my door......You make threats like other people make earwax....Passively, and often.

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Just now, Gogo Yubari said:

You've made several threats....All from contacting my lady friends, to having your alleged "FBI" agent brother hunt me down to having that pussy ass kidnapping meth head show up at my door......You make threats like other people make earwax....Passively, and often.

wth are you even talking abt? dood, how drunk and drugged up are you right now?

André Toulon Monster Mutant

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Just now, fuggnificent said:

you're insane. so is....this...the shining moment in your life? lol

If I was insane, I would have Dextered your ass by now.

 

I have many shining moments......They just aren't so few and far in between that I find accomplishment in things like getting food stamps and spending the equivalent of lunch for 3 on my children.

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Just now, Gogo Yubari said:

If I was insane, I would have Dextered your ass by now.

 

I have many shining moments......They just aren't so few and far in between that I find accomplishment in things like getting food stamps and spending the equivalent of lunch for 3 on my children.

ya you sure never mention anything remotely pospositive in your life and your only unfulfilled purpose is to bring down those who are enjoying their life

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