Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 We're going to the movies to watch R rated films, and I'm buying him M rated games, even if he's only 6 or 7. Yeah it's gonna be tight. Actually, no drinking beer though, not until high school anyway because that can really mess up a kid's liver and whatnot. But yeah, once I get my hot blonde trophy wife, marriage and parenthood are gonna be smooth sailing...easy street... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 annnnnnnnd if it's a girl ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Clem Fandango said: annnnnnnnd if it's a girl ??? Jk I guess we can still do that stuff, but if she just wants to do girly stuff or study, that's cool too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 That's so weak. If any girl ever says that to you, my fellow alphas, RUN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 You pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 1 minute ago, nameraka said: You pregnant? Nah, I'm still on the prowl for my trophy wife (who hasn't been with too many guys, preferably none), but eventually I'll find her and she'll bear the next generation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 he's gonna be gay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Yeah..........you expect to procreate? Awwww. That’s quaint. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 The only thing in your future is a castration so no one gets rape pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Misaka said: The only thing in your future is a castration so no one gets rape pregnant The cheap booze will take care of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 13 hours ago, Clem Fandango said: annnnnnnnd if it's a girl ??? He's not going to get that far, dont even worry yourself about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Vamped said: He's not going to get that far, dont even worry yourself about it you never know....I've seen some unbelievable drunk hookups in my time....it only takes one and Zeni may be a proud papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 Just now, Clem Fandango said: you never know....I've seen some unbelievable drunk hookups in my time....it only takes one and Zeni may be a proud papa Yeah it's gonna be with some hot blonde sorry chick and then her soft dad will try to take it to court and whatever to make me accountable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 Sorority*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 21 hours ago, Ginguy said: I've got to commit this to memory for the next time I have a steady girlfriend....this is definitely working for me '>.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Yeah it's gonna be with some hot blonde sorry chick and then her soft dad will try to take it to court and whatever to make me accountable. accountable for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 As in he's going to try to drop the kids on me and break it off between us so that she can marry some insecure frat douche instead, when I'm clearly the guy she got it on with that night in order to create the next generation. Yeah, so basically I'll kick her dad's ass and we'll live happily ever after if she can get over her beta pops getting his butt whooped for not minding his own business!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Your son isn't going to ever exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: As in he's going to try to drop the kids on me and break it off between us so that she can marry some insecure frat douche instead, when I'm clearly the guy she got it on with that night in order to create the next generation. Yeah, so basically I'll kick her dad's ass and we'll live happily ever after if she can get over her beta pops getting his butt whooped for not minding his own business!!! thanks for clearing that up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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