Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 We're going to the movies to watch R rated films, and I'm buying him M rated games, even if he's only 6 or 7. Yeah it's gonna be tight. Actually, no drinking beer though, not until high school anyway because that can really mess up a kid's liver and whatnot. But yeah, once I get my hot blonde trophy wife, marriage and parenthood are gonna be smooth sailing...easy street...
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Posted December 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Clem Fandango said: annnnnnnnd if it's a girl ??? Jk I guess we can still do that stuff, but if she just wants to do girly stuff or study, that's cool too.
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Posted December 30, 2017 That's so weak. If any girl ever says that to you, my fellow alphas, RUN!!!
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Posted December 30, 2017 1 minute ago, nameraka said: You pregnant? Nah, I'm still on the prowl for my trophy wife (who hasn't been with too many guys, preferably none), but eventually I'll find her and she'll bear the next generation...
lupin_bebop Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Yeah..........you expect to procreate? Awwww. That’s quaint. 2
Misaka Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 The only thing in your future is a castration so no one gets rape pregnant
Ginguy Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Misaka said: The only thing in your future is a castration so no one gets rape pregnant The cheap booze will take care of that.
Vamped Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 13 hours ago, Clem Fandango said: annnnnnnnd if it's a girl ??? He's not going to get that far, dont even worry yourself about it
Mix Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Vamped said: He's not going to get that far, dont even worry yourself about it you never know....I've seen some unbelievable drunk hookups in my time....it only takes one and Zeni may be a proud papa
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Posted December 30, 2017 Just now, Clem Fandango said: you never know....I've seen some unbelievable drunk hookups in my time....it only takes one and Zeni may be a proud papa Yeah it's gonna be with some hot blonde sorry chick and then her soft dad will try to take it to court and whatever to make me accountable.
Mix Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 21 hours ago, Ginguy said: I've got to commit this to memory for the next time I have a steady girlfriend....this is definitely working for me '>.>
Mix Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Yeah it's gonna be with some hot blonde sorry chick and then her soft dad will try to take it to court and whatever to make me accountable. accountable for?
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2017 Author Posted December 30, 2017 As in he's going to try to drop the kids on me and break it off between us so that she can marry some insecure frat douche instead, when I'm clearly the guy she got it on with that night in order to create the next generation. Yeah, so basically I'll kick her dad's ass and we'll live happily ever after if she can get over her beta pops getting his butt whooped for not minding his own business!!!
Mix Posted December 31, 2017 Posted December 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: As in he's going to try to drop the kids on me and break it off between us so that she can marry some insecure frat douche instead, when I'm clearly the guy she got it on with that night in order to create the next generation. Yeah, so basically I'll kick her dad's ass and we'll live happily ever after if she can get over her beta pops getting his butt whooped for not minding his own business!!! thanks for clearing that up
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