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This, to me, is amazing.......I genuinely believed it was a hate crime to tell women to make you a sandwich in 2017....

 

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

This, to me, is amazing.......I genuinely believed it was a hate crime to tell women to make you a sandwich in 2017....

 

no u wait til yer married then stop making his sammich when hes trapped

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2 minutes ago, Mix said:

This, to me, is amazing.......I genuinely believed it was a hate crime to tell women to make you a sandwich in 2017....

 

Well he asked nicely. If you ask nicely who knows what could happen

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3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

no u wait til yer married then stop making his sammich when hes trapped

I guess it's a good thing I don't believe in marriage...

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Just now, Mix said:

I guess it's a good thing I don't believe in marriage...

ive heard many say they used to say this....as they call in to my job to change their name on their policies lol

 

im like...you getting married after age 50? 60? and they say...never thought id get married...so it aint too late til yer dead

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4 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

now if youd told him to make his own damn sammich hed still b awake. lessons learned

Maybe but I don’t wanna be mean to him

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1 minute ago, fuggnificent said:

ive heard many say they used to say this....as they call in to my job to change their name on their policies lol

 

im like...you getting married after age 50? 60? and they say...never thought id get married...so it aint too late til yer dead

 

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3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

dont listen to me. i used to buy my bfs sammiches. too lazy to make them.

I buy him pizzas a lot & videogames

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3 minutes ago, Poof said:

Rotisserie chicken, Swiss, pepperjack, mustard, on wheat bread

I don't like mustard, but the rest sounds nice.

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Just now, Cau said:

I don't like mustard, but the rest sounds nice.

If u were here I would’ve made it with a different spread b/c I know you hate mustard

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

If u were here I would’ve made it with a different spread b/c I know you hate mustard

We would be the best girlfriends.

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Just now, fuggnificent said:

fuck that...after all the difficult women i see become wifey? men love the challenge. b as diff as u want.

I’m a special kind of difficult

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Just now, Poof said:

I’m a special kind of difficult

doubt it. my mom is extremely difficult.  dont kno how my dad put up with it. men love it. the more diff the more manly they think thry are or something.

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12 minutes ago, Poof said:

Da audio not twerkin

that sucks...it's working on my end....

it was the clip from king of queens when Doug gets in a situation where he essentially has two wives...set to Jan & Dean's 'Surf city'

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4 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

doubt it. my mom is extremely difficult.  dont kno how my dad put up with it. men love it. the more diff the more manly they think thry are or something.

Idk fuggy. Idk if all men do

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Just now, Mix said:

that sucks...it's working on my end....

it was the clip from king of queens when Doug gets in a situation where he essentially has two wives...set to Jan & Dean's 'Surf city'

Oooo bf did that too for awhile. She came banging on the door. I didn’t open it.

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24 minutes ago, Poof said:

Oooo bf did that too for awhile. She came banging on the door. I didn’t open it.

did you release the hounds?

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oh, I thought she came "banging on the door" 'cause she found out >.>

that's hella messy...I wouldn't have answered either...

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31 minutes ago, Mix said:

oh, I thought she came "banging on the door" 'cause she found out >.>

that's hella messy...I wouldn't have answered either...

Yea I thought it was pretty funny at the time. 

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