Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 I went & made him one But now he’s sleeping the sandwich is there waiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 You know what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 This, to me, is amazing.......I genuinely believed it was a hate crime to tell women to make you a sandwich in 2017.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 now if youd told him to make his own damn sammich hed still b awake. lessons learned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Mix said: This, to me, is amazing.......I genuinely believed it was a hate crime to tell women to make you a sandwich in 2017.... no u wait til yer married then stop making his sammich when hes trapped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cau said: You know what to do. Put it in the refrigerator? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Poof said: Put it in the refrigerator? Force feed it to him. He requires nutrients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mix said: This, to me, is amazing.......I genuinely believed it was a hate crime to tell women to make you a sandwich in 2017.... Well he asked nicely. If you ask nicely who knows what could happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quackers said: put it up his butt I don’t think he’s into that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: no u wait til yer married then stop making his sammich when hes trapped I guess it's a good thing I don't believe in marriage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 i'll take it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Mix said: I guess it's a good thing I don't believe in marriage... ive heard many say they used to say this....as they call in to my job to change their name on their policies lol im like...you getting married after age 50? 60? and they say...never thought id get married...so it aint too late til yer dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Poof said: Well he asked nicely. If you ask nicely who knows what could happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: now if youd told him to make his own damn sammich hed still b awake. lessons learned Maybe but I don’t wanna be mean to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cau said: Force feed it to him. He requires nutrients. Imma eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: ive heard many say they used to say this....as they call in to my job to change their name on their policies lol im like...you getting married after age 50? 60? and they say...never thought id get married...so it aint too late til yer dead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i'll take it Too late ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Poof said: Maybe but I don’t wanna be mean to him dont listen to me. i used to buy my bfs sammiches. too lazy to make them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mix said: Da audio not twerkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Poof said: Imma eat it What kind is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Eat it I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: dont listen to me. i used to buy my bfs sammiches. too lazy to make them. I buy him pizzas a lot & videogames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Cau said: What kind is it? Rotisserie chicken, Swiss, pepperjack, mustard, on wheat bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Poof said: I buy him pizzas a lot & videogames whaa doods lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Don't wake Drake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: whaa doods lucky I’m just trying to make up for how difficult I can be at times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Poof said: Rotisserie chicken, Swiss, pepperjack, mustard, on wheat bread I don't like mustard, but the rest sounds nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Don't wake Drake. Yuppp basically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Cau said: I don't like mustard, but the rest sounds nice. If u were here I would’ve made it with a different spread b/c I know you hate mustard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Poof said: I’m just trying to make up for how difficult I can be at times fuck that...after all the difficult women i see become wifey? men love the challenge. b as diff as u want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Poof said: If u were here I would’ve made it with a different spread b/c I know you hate mustard We would be the best girlfriends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, fuggnificent said: fuck that...after all the difficult women i see become wifey? men love the challenge. b as diff as u want. I’m a special kind of difficult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Cau said: We would be the best girlfriends. Why didn’t we ever get together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Poof said: I’m a special kind of difficult doubt it. my mom is extremely difficult. dont kno how my dad put up with it. men love it. the more diff the more manly they think thry are or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Poof said: Why didn’t we ever get together? Because I'm poor and sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, Poof said: Da audio not twerkin that sucks...it's working on my end.... it was the clip from king of queens when Doug gets in a situation where he essentially has two wives...set to Jan & Dean's 'Surf city' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: doubt it. my mom is extremely difficult. dont kno how my dad put up with it. men love it. the more diff the more manly they think thry are or something. Idk fuggy. Idk if all men do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Mix said: that sucks...it's working on my end.... it was the clip from king of queens when Doug gets in a situation where he essentially has two wives...set to Jan & Dean's 'Surf city' Oooo bf did that too for awhile. She came banging on the door. I didn’t open it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cau said: Because I'm poor and sad. Lies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 24 minutes ago, Poof said: Oooo bf did that too for awhile. She came banging on the door. I didn’t open it. did you release the hounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 Nooo she doesn’t need to know that I exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 oh, I thought she came "banging on the door" 'cause she found out >.> that's hella messy...I wouldn't have answered either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 49 minutes ago, Poof said: Lies I would never lie to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 31 minutes ago, Mix said: oh, I thought she came "banging on the door" 'cause she found out >.> that's hella messy...I wouldn't have answered either... Yea I thought it was pretty funny at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cau said: I would never lie to you! Your eyes lie to me every night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Poof said: Your eyes lie to me every night What does that mean! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 I dunno but it sounded good right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Yeah, it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 29 minutes ago, Cau said: What does that mean! in my experience, it means your car is going to get keyed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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