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I cant believe i left the study guide at work. See, at work, I have TWO notebooks.. one i was writing all my notes in for studying and another one I was writing erotic short stories in when the class got boring.
 

Today we went over the test and i wrote down ALL the test questions and answers in the EROTIC SHORT STORY notebook and LEFT IT at work... and bought my class notes notebook home WITHOUT THE STUDY GUIDE... 

So i quickly got my binder and started writing down all the test questions I could remember.. I CAN ONLY REMEMBER 23 OUT OF THE 35...

and i can't go back to work and get my study guide because they close at 630pm and i just now figured i left it at 7:20 pm. Fuck me with a rusty spoon.

I know ill pass but I was shooting for an 100. If you get the highest test scores, you can pick your own schedule. WHY WHY WHY

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You know......you don't need a study guide for an STD test. 

Also, even horny dogs don't want to fuck you with anything.

Third......"erotic short stories" notebook? *VOMITS*

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9 hours ago, fuggnificent said:

I cant believe i left the study guide at work. See, at work, I have TWO notebooks.. one i was writing all my notes in for studying and another one I was writing erotic short stories in when the class got boring.
 

Today we went over the test and i wrote down ALL the test questions and answers in the EROTIC SHORT STORY notebook and LEFT IT at work... and bought my class notes notebook home WITHOUT THE STUDY GUIDE... 

So i quickly got my binder and started writing down all the test questions I could remember.. I CAN ONLY REMEMBER 23 OUT OF THE 35...

and i can't go back to work and get my study guide because they close at 630pm and i just now figured i left it at 7:20 pm. Fuck me with a rusty spoon.

I know ill pass but I was shooting for an 100. If you get the highest test scores, you can pick your own schedule. WHY WHY WHY

Holy shit.

How old are you?

"Z0mg!!1! I forgot to read the cliff notes for chapters 10-15 of 'Great Expectations'! I'm gonna blow this test for sure! How will I ever get into community college now!"

You sound like a 9th grader.

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