Bouvre Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 to your friend's bedroom that you waltz into one day unannounced, only to find him thrusting heavily into his girlfriend. Love is the same door you back out of slowly, face void of expression, while your friend clothes himself and finds you sitting on the front porch steps, and tries to explain that he was giving her a back massage. Later, love is the two of you drinking at a bar, and deep into talking about the good times, he asks you if you remember this. You don't. He explains it to you in perfect detail, and you come to the conclusion that you've repressed it, which makes you mad, because it's the funniest thing you've ever heard, and theoretically you would want to remember that forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 "wut" - George Washington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meo Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I was waiting for this to be a frozen song. Misaka[/member] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 "wut" - George Washington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 I was waiting for this to be a frozen song. Misaka[/member] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I guess .... my question would be .... well did you finish blowing her back out before you came out ... or did you stop abruptly? Me as your friend would have been cool if you finished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meo Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 I guess .... my question would be .... well did you finish blowing her back out before you came out ... or did you stop abruptly? Me as your friend would have been cool if you finished Knowing him, he finished. I can't say for sure, having no actual recollection though. Also, are you suggesting that I should've gotten involved in his sexploits? ...Only if he was still participating, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Wait?! I would never suggest you have sex with your friends! Thats how things get awkward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 Wait?! I would never suggest you have sex with your friends! Thats how things get awkward I only sleep with my friends. I'm not a "sleep with strangers or people you don't consider a friend" sort of person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 well, did you walk the dinosaur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 well, did you walk the dinosaur? What else could I do in such beautiful weather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 What else could I do in such beautiful weather? well, could of fapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I only sleep with my friends. I'm not a "sleep with strangers or people you don't consider a friend" sort of person. I have strict friendship boundaries that dont get crossed. If i feel theres a possibility of romance, i dont group you into my friends category. If i think of you as a friend .... then theres all they would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 you should write for disney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 well, could of fapped. It seems I've been cornered into checkmate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucis Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 That slams right in your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 you should write for disney If I was, I wouldn't be able to tell you because of very specific clauses in a confidentiality agreement that I had to sign before even getting an interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 That slams right in your face Hit me baby, one more time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 I have strict friendship boundaries that dont get crossed. If i feel theres a possibility of romance, i dont group you into my friends category. If i think of you as a friend .... then theres all they would be Romance is also different for me than sexual attraction, which I actually experience seldom, compared to romantic feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucis Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Hit me baby, one more time! It gets tiring after so many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 It gets tiring after so many I'll turn my temple outward. If I pass out from a direct hit, you may leave and take the money I've left on the nightstand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucis Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Dont speak to me in riddles, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 Dont speak to me in riddles, man. Riddles are the Sphinx's kink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucis Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 And im not interested in no treasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 And im not interested in no treasures. You're the only treasure I need. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 shut up boov, you know i still haven't watched whatever fucking anime you told me to watch like 4 years ago now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 shut up boov, you know i still haven't watched whatever fucking anime you told me to watch like 4 years ago now Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucis Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 You're the only treasure I need. <3 -^.^- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Reported. sssssssh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 It seems I've been cornered into checkmate. that's right you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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