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to your friend's bedroom that you waltz into one day unannounced,

only to find him thrusting heavily into his girlfriend.

Love is the same door you back out of slowly, face void of expression,

while your friend clothes himself and finds you sitting on the front porch steps,

and tries to explain that he was giving her a back massage.

 

Later, love is the two of you drinking at a bar,

and deep into talking about the good times,

he asks you if you remember this.

 

You don't.

 

He explains it to you in perfect detail,

and you come to the conclusion that you've repressed it,

which makes you mad, because it's the funniest thing you've ever heard,

and theoretically you would want to remember that forever.

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I guess .... my question would be .... well did you finish blowing her back out before you came out ... or did you stop abruptly?

 

Me as your friend would have been cool if you finished

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I guess .... my question would be .... well did you finish blowing her back out before you came out ... or did you stop abruptly?

 

Me as your friend would have been cool if you finished

 

Knowing him, he finished.

I can't say for sure, having no actual recollection though.

 

 

Also, are you suggesting that I  should've gotten involved in his sexploits?

 

...Only if he was still participating, tbh.

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Wait?! I would never suggest you have sex with your friends! Thats how things get awkward  :o

 

I only sleep with my friends.

I'm not a "sleep with strangers or people you don't consider a friend" sort of person.

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I only sleep with my friends.

I'm not a "sleep with strangers or people you don't consider a friend" sort of person.

I have strict friendship boundaries that dont get crossed. If i feel theres a possibility of romance, i dont group you into my friends category. If i think of you as a friend .... then theres all they would be

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you should write for disney

 

If I was, I wouldn't be able to tell you because of very specific clauses in a confidentiality agreement that I had to sign before even getting an interview.

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I have strict friendship boundaries that dont get crossed. If i feel theres a possibility of romance, i dont group you into my friends category. If i think of you as a friend .... then theres all they would be

Romance is also different for me than sexual attraction, which I actually experience seldom, compared to romantic feelings.

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It gets tiring after so many

I'll turn my temple outward.

If I pass out from a direct hit, you may leave

and take the money I've left on the nightstand.

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