Zenigundam Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 Went all over my pants this morning, so I opened up my bag, threw the can (still spraying) into some bushes, and I was glad that I didn't forget to pack my cologne sprays because I had to spend a good twenty minutes spraying my pants down. I didn't care about smelling way too strongly of cologne. These companies have to manufacture these cans better because they should not be exploding in my bookbag as I run to catch the bus.
Swimmod_Luna Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 When are you going to get "fired" from this "job? I'm surprised you've kept this up for so long. If it really went "all over" your pants you would reek of booze and the cologne would just make you smell like booze AND (what I'm guessing is) cheap cologne.
NaBarney Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 Say the kids you work with held you down and pissed on you like they did to you back in high school, that's your employer's fault for not protecting you from those big teenagers, now you got ptsd, flip it on em.
death_by_motorboat Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 Imo.... Fer realz? My take is.... You are only a matter of inches (figuratively of course) from making some hyped up argument that the company had a conspiracy to wet your pants, flying off the handle, buying four hundred guns, and raping hostages in a flesh suit made of your mother, at your first strike at the infidels.
naraku360 Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 So, you came in your pants this morning. Are there mornings he doesn't?
StarPanda Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 You came so hard it came out your mouth gross
katt_goddess Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 When are you going to get "fired" from this "job? I'm surprised you've kept this up for so long. If it really went "all over" your pants you would reek of booze and the cologne would just make you smell like booze AND (what I'm guessing is) cheap cologne. He got the 'cologne' at a dollar discount store. In the bargain bin. It's a combo of 'Smells Like Autism' and 'Axe for Skidmarks'
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