1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 I want ninety nine 99's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Why does your icon look like a creep trying on a skin mask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 Why does your icon look like a creep trying on a skin mask? Because the lips and teeth are a cardboard cutout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Because the lips and teeth are a "cardboard cutout." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Because I took a picture of myself trying on a skin mask. whut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 Yup... just like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 whut Cardboard cutout. Yes, there's a difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Yup... just like this one. That's not even the same mouth pictured in your avatar. Skin mask confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 That's not even the same mouth pictured in your avatar. Skin mask confirmed. They were sold in a set of four, for your big, fat information! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 They were sold in a set of four, for your big, fat information! What in the world would prompt anyone to purchase these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 What in the world would prompt anyone to purchase these? People who like party pranks... it's like the old lampshade on the head bit. Anyway, we're not going to be allowed to wear Halloween costumes at work this year, due to heightened security alerts after the LA shootings. So, if I show up at role call with one of these on my face, everybody gets a yuk yuk yuk and business resumes as usual. Clip on, snap off. No costume needed. Too bad the gift shop is sold out of them already. There had been other face options available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 People who like party pranks... it's like the old lampshade on the head bit. That's.... not a prank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 That's.... not a prank. So, what's the difference between that and the lampshade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 So, what's the difference between that and the lampshade? Neither of those are pranks dipshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 Neither of those are pranks dipshit. Then, what are they? Antics? Faux pas? Shenanigans? It certainly isn't swashbuckling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 They are actions of sad and lonely people who are boring as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 They are actions of sad and lonely people who are boring as fuck. Is that what you think? I guess you don't hang in groups... like ever. Think of the context, for example. Halloween... people dragged because they can't have costumes this year... somebody shows up with a ridiculous half mask. There one minute, gone the next. Adds a little more life to a dull evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Jesus Fucking Christ, what is wrong with you......That avatar is a scream for help. That's like the Buffalo Bill starter kit. I hope the woman in the pic has passed on before you show up to her home like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Is that what you think? I guess you don't hang in groups... like ever. Think of the context, for example. Halloween... people dragged because they can't have costumes this year... somebody shows up with a ridiculous half mask. There one minute, gone the next. Adds a little more life to a dull evening. Standing creepily next to people that don't know you while donning something this pathetic as a costume is not what hanging out in groups is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 Standing creepily next to people that don't know you while donning something this pathetic as a costume is not what hanging out in groups is. They are my co-workers over a time frame of decades, for your big, fat information. They know me better than they know the face of the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 They are my co-workers over a time frame of decades, for your big, fat information. They know me better than they know the face of the moon. LOL......All of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 LOL......All of this. People who don't mingle or get along with their co-workers around here have a habit of getting fired. Your even questioning that akin to saying none of your own co-workers or clients know anything at all about you or you don't know any of them, which is itself pretty damned creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 They are my co-workers over a time frame of decades, for your big, fat information. They know me better than they know the face of the moon. This whole sentence was incredibly depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 This whole sentence was incredibly depressing. Is this why one of them trusts me enough to be his character witness in court? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 People who don't mingle or get along with their co-workers around here have a habit of getting fired. Your even questioning that akin to saying none of your own co-workers or clients know anything at all about you or you don't know any of them, which is itself pretty damned creepy. This is absurd. I know what I "need" to know about my co-workers......These aren't friends and I don't want anyone from work involved in my personal life. We make small talk, have lunch together, and we have each other's numbers if something is work related but not a single one of them better call me a 2 am to chitchat like they are my homies. The fact that you "allegedly" have married your work and personal lives is infinitely sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Is this why one of them trusts me enough to be his character witness in court? Probably because you only know what he wants you to know about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 this can't actually be packard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 this can't actually be packard The stupider her gets, the more convinced I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 This is absurd. I know what I "need" to know about my co-workers......These aren't friends and I don't want anyone from work involved in my personal life. We make small talk, have lunch together, and we have each other's numbers if something is work related but not a single one of them better call me a 2 am to chitchat like they are my homies. The fact that you "allegedly" have married your work and personal lives is infinitely sad. I go to their parties, when invited, go on excursions with them, they have been to my place, some them ask favors of me and the other way around. Some borrow money from me, some sell things to or buy things from me. One is in my FB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 I go to their parties, when invited, go on excursions with them, they have been to my place, some them ask favors of me and the other way around. Some borrow money from me, some sell things to or buy things from me. One is in my FB. Way to go....You have acquired the lowest common denominator of friendship......Tagging along and lending money to coworkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 Way to go....You have acquired the lowest common denominator of friendship......Tagging along and lending money to coworkers. And occasionally inviting them over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Is this why one of them trusts me enough to be his character witness in court? What does that have to do with multiple people working for breadcrumbs at the same decaying casino for several decades? It reads more like a setup for a sitcom based around the misadventures of a group sad old men than a real world situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 I don't think there is anything wrong with making friends with coworkers. However, I'm sure your coworkers are "interesting" and won't be bothered by your mask. No sarcasm here, honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 What does that have to do with multiple people working for breadcrumbs at the same decaying casino for several decades? It reads more like a setup for a sitcom based around the misadventures of a group sad old men than a real world situation. You really want that bird to start humping your face, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 They are actions of sad and lonely people who are boring as fuck. So, why is the casino gift shop sold out of them already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 You really want that bird to start humping your face, don't you? You really think the people in avatars are always the actual poater, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 You really think the people in avatars are always the actual poater, don't you? No, but you've had the bird up there long enough to make some people wonder about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 You really think the people in avatars are always the actual poater, don't you? Better to be a parrot fucker than Ed Gein though, amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 Better to be a parrot fucker than Ed Gein though, amirite? [Youtube autostart=1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 [Youtube autostart=1] I'm not watching that. You really should take your current avatar down, unless you really want to cement the idea of being a legitimate creep. Honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 You really should take your current avatar down, unless you really want to cement the idea of being a legitimate creep. Honestly. yah. its scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Much better icon Packard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 No, but you've had the bird up there long enough to make some people wonder about you. I keep it because the parrot is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 ITT, Pacman shoots himself in the ass again.......The only real skill he has. How does one even accomplish that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 yah. its scary. Scary? So, you're afraid of frogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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