death_by_motorboat Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Mine is that Barack Obama is the only president there ever was, you see? He's got the time machines and atomic matter de-stabilizers to travel to any point in creation he wants to. He still the smartest prez ever. And he can fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Mom told me to get a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 every sound I hear and any word anyone says to me is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Mine is that Barack Obama is the only president there ever was, you see? He's got the time machines and atomic matter de-stabilizers to travel to any point in creation he wants to. He still the smartest prez ever. And he can fly. Cattle can destroy the global atmosphere by farting on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 i once had a student turn in an essay about the constitution where she kept referring to her four fathers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 i once had a student turn in an essay about the constitution where she kept referring to her four fathers. Sounds like the shit my older brother went through back when he was teaching at Temple. His bosses were telling him to give them passing grades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted October 10, 2017 Author Share Posted October 10, 2017 i once had a student turn in an essay about the constitution where she kept referring to her four fathers. I did an entire term paper referring to PTSD as PPSD it was because of the psychological symptomatic similarities. In my head Post Partum Stess and Post Traumatic Stress Disorders were interchangable because of my study habits And I wrote the paper wasted, and tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I was living in the hood and this little white girl couldn't have been more than 5-6, gets off the school bus and runs down the street screaming, "ni**ers everywhere! ni**ers everywhere". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 a clown cumming in my ear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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discolé monade Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 'mom! i love salty nuts!!!' ~ my 4 year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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