fuggnificent Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 I use to bathe after faps. Now i just saturate in my juices.?
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Posted September 16, 2017 I use to bathe after faps. Now i just saturate in my juices.? I mean its a serious problem if you think about it. At the computer it hits the screen and key board... I suppose I could put on a condom. With waifu... poor girl gets covered... and shes hates the washing machine :'( In the shower... sometimes it hits the walls so I have to spray with tile cleaner when I'm done.. or if its really juicey it gets stuck in my pube hairs so then I have to clean that off. In bed- all over the cover. On the couch- all over the couch. There is no winning.
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 Except outside... the nature fapp? owo I read this as Naruto Fapp when I first saw it. lmao
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 Phillies[/member] You got my laugh when I got to "tile cleaner", lmao.
bnmjy Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 You're supposed to douche the :poop: out before you shove a leek up there.
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Posted September 16, 2017 WTF kinda fapping are you doing The kind where sperm cells and other ball juices go flying out at high speeds. You don't even give me credit for that do you?
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Posted September 16, 2017 You're supposed to douche the :poop: out before you shove a leek up there. Tell that to my waifu. :fap: <3
bnmjy Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 Tell that to my waifu. :fap: <3 Disgusting. Have her burned for this.
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Posted September 16, 2017 Phillies[/member] You got my laugh when I got to "tile cleaner", lmao. I have to. I'm not just going to leave a big wad of jack off all over the shower wall ya know?
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Posted September 16, 2017 Disgusting. Have her burned for this. You people would do it to.
André Toulon Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 The kind where sperm cells and other ball juices go flying out at high speeds. You don't even give me credit for that do you? If it's that serious, you aim into the toilet or something.
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 The kind where sperm cells and other ball juices go flying out at high speeds. You don't even give me credit for that do you? You make it sound like a natural disaster.
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 This thread just turned me asexual I swear to God pooh most of us look like graceful beautiful stallions when we pump out the man butter.
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Posted September 16, 2017 I swear to God pooh most of us look like graceful beautiful stallions when we pump out the man butter. -_'
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 -_' The faces do sometimes resemble that though.
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 I've seen those before, never in leopard print though, that's new.
1pooh4u Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 I swear to God pooh most of us look like graceful beautiful stallions when we pump out the man butter. :catlol that O face though :catlol
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Posted September 16, 2017 I've seen those before, never in leopard print though, that's new. Is that... like... a pillow case for your cock??
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 Is that... like... a pillow case for your cock?? Yes they are marketed as artificial foreskins.
naraku360 Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 WTF kinda fapping are you doing It's Phillies. No matter what he says, I suspect it would involve the words "explosive" and "enema".
naraku360 Posted September 16, 2017 Posted September 16, 2017 This thread just turned me asexual A sexual what?
Ric Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Is that... like... a pillow case for your cock?? Being an expert of pillows and pillow related accessories, I thought you'd already known about those.
Danger_Jules Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Anything that comes out of the sex organ is going to leave a mess.
Danger_Jules Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 I would love to have at least 4 of these.
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