Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Except outside... the nature fapp? owo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 I use to bathe after faps. Now i just saturate in my juices.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 I use to bathe after faps. Now i just saturate in my juices.? I mean its a serious problem if you think about it. At the computer it hits the screen and key board... I suppose I could put on a condom. With waifu... poor girl gets covered... and shes hates the washing machine :'( In the shower... sometimes it hits the walls so I have to spray with tile cleaner when I'm done.. or if its really juicey it gets stuck in my pube hairs so then I have to clean that off. In bed- all over the cover. On the couch- all over the couch. There is no winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 WTF kinda fapping are you doing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Except outside... the nature fapp? owo I read this as Naruto Fapp when I first saw it. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Phillies[/member] You got my laugh when I got to "tile cleaner", lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 You're supposed to douche the :poop: out before you shove a leek up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 WTF kinda fapping are you doing The kind where sperm cells and other ball juices go flying out at high speeds. You don't even give me credit for that do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 You're supposed to douche the :poop: out before you shove a leek up there. Tell that to my waifu. :fap: <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Tell that to my waifu. :fap: <3 Disgusting. Have her burned for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 Phillies[/member] You got my laugh when I got to "tile cleaner", lmao. I have to. I'm not just going to leave a big wad of jack off all over the shower wall ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professah Tex Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 Disgusting. Have her burned for this. You people would do it to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 The kind where sperm cells and other ball juices go flying out at high speeds. You don't even give me credit for that do you? If it's that serious, you aim into the toilet or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 The kind where sperm cells and other ball juices go flying out at high speeds. You don't even give me credit for that do you? You make it sound like a natural disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 This thread just turned me asexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 This thread just turned me asexual I swear to God pooh most of us look like graceful beautiful stallions when we pump out the man butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 I swear to God pooh most of us look like graceful beautiful stallions when we pump out the man butter. -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 -_' The faces do sometimes resemble that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 I've seen those before, never in leopard print though, that's new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 I swear to God pooh most of us look like graceful beautiful stallions when we pump out the man butter. :catlol that O face though :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 I've seen those before, never in leopard print though, that's new. Is that... like... a pillow case for your cock?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Is that... like... a pillow case for your cock?? Yes they are marketed as artificial foreskins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 WTF kinda fapping are you doing It's Phillies. No matter what he says, I suspect it would involve the words "explosive" and "enema". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 This thread just turned me asexual A sexual what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Is that... like... a pillow case for your cock?? Being an expert of pillows and pillow related accessories, I thought you'd already known about those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Anything that comes out of the sex organ is going to leave a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 I would love to have at least 4 of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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