Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I'm that dude who exposes the truth, that's why the hotties on OKC never reply because they know I'm the guy who'll ask them out, and then they'll get asked out by some Christian Bale look alike and try to cancel my date with me by lying and saying that the cat died and then I'll be right outside their window snapping picks of the cat eating Meow Mix and I'll send them another OKC message saying, "Your cat is alive and well (with the pictures attached to the message). Now stop BS'ing me and let's meet up." and then they'll ignore me, get crapped on by the fake Bale and they won't reply to me again because they feel guilty that I was right about the cat and that I was actually nicer than Bale but they let their impulses run them. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 There are so many things wrong here, I can't even begin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 There are so many things wrong here, I can't even begin.... I don't believe for a minute it's the cat he's going to be taking pictures of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 You misspelled "defective". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I'm missing how you get their locations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I'm missing how you get their locations by stalking them, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 (Heavy breathing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Lol, you're such an idiot :-* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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