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I'm that dude who exposes the truth, that's why the hotties on OKC never reply because they know I'm the guy who'll ask them out, and then they'll get asked out by some Christian Bale look alike and try to cancel my date with me by lying and saying that the cat died and then I'll be right outside their window snapping picks of the cat eating Meow Mix and I'll send them another OKC message saying, "Your cat is alive and well (with the pictures attached to the message). Now stop BS'ing me and let's meet up." and then they'll ignore me, get crapped on by the fake Bale and they won't reply to me again because they feel guilty that I was right about the cat and that I was actually nicer than Bale but they let their impulses run them.  <3

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