1938 Packard Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Meal or pet, I have to wonder. That can be expected on the outskirts of Hammonton, but it's a bit weird in Casino Town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Would you fuck it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Urban farming is a thing now. Once your neighbor realizes that a chicken normally doesn't just lay eggs unless there's a rooster around, he'll get more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 Would you fuck it? That's the eight hundred quintillion to one longshot. Better odds in an alternate universe where the version of me is ornithoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 That's the eight hundred quintillion to one longshot. Better odds in an alternate universe where the version of me is ornithoid. How else are you gonna get pussy? Also chicken vag taste like.. well chicken.. This isn't a bad deal for you packard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 How else are you gonna get pussy? Also chicken vag taste like.. well chicken.. This isn't a bad deal for you packard. I don't have to think about shit like that. Mind over matter. Keep the brain in charge, not the hormones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I don't have to think about shit like that. Mind over matter. Keep the brain in charge, not the hormones. It's easier when you have heart disease from years of smoking. Getting an erection may just kill Kenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I don't have to think about shit like that. Mind over matter. Keep the brain in charge, not the hormones. Did you ever think of getting a waifu? How about.. Chicken-waifu.. aka ChickenFu Chan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 Did you ever think of getting a waifu? How about.. Chicken-waifu.. aka ChickenFu Chan. I need a waifu like I need a dump truck full of wood ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I need a waifu like I need a dump truck full of wood ash. I'll take that as a no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'll take that as a no? Easy single over here. Out of all the marriages I've witnessed, I can only count a very small number that didn't turn out to be co-dependency or one gaming the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 None of your neighbors have a yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 None of your neighbors have a yard. Yes, they do. There are many houses in my neighborhood and some have yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Yes, they do. There are many houses in my neighborhood and some have yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 Looks like you just ripped a page from National Geographic. Is that China? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 It's legal and becoming more common in a lot of states. Also, most sensible farmers do both usually, have an animal as a kind of pet or dairy producer that they raise and then eventually kill it after it has lived a good life for food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 That's the eight hundred quintillion to one longshot. Better odds in an alternate universe where the version of me is ornithoid. If you had just said no, that would have been it. What you wrote, makes it look like there is at least a chance of you fucking that chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 fuck the chicken and blow your load. it will be the first chicken launced into space. In the name of science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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