Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Step 1: Make romantic dinner. Use candles. Cooking sillz are a plus, but microwavable pizza and milk are fine too. Step 2: Bring waifu to bedroom or basement, dim lights, have romantic music playing. Step 3: In a direct gesture, throw target appendage around waifu. Being obnoxious and lewd is acceptable, remember waifus like that- Just act like Zeni. Step 4: The birds and the bees. You guys remember health class. Step 5: congratulate yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Have a judas chair penetrate her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 you dont need her. what does she do for you? nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 you dont need her. what does she do for you? nothing! Emotional support in a cruel world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 First, I need a waifu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 First, I need a waifu. Walmart has a good sale on pillows. Make sure you determine your waifu's proper dress/apparel size before purchasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 not being alive anymore would please a lot more people Do I need to get an adult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Emotional support in a cruel world. billions make it without a waifu. i myself have turned to overdosing on prescription pills and oversharing on message boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 billions make it without a waifu. i myself have turned to overdosing on prescription pills and oversharing on message boards. I'd rather go with the waifu then the over dosing on the pills part. I mean don't get me wrong, the pills def help. You should get a husbando. Is that what they are called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I'd rather go with the waifu then the over dosing on the pills part. I mean don't get me wrong, the pills def help. if he cant penetrate me while i lay comfortably i do not want a husbando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 if he cant penetrate me while i lay comfortably i do not want a husbando So you want... Lesbando? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 if he cant penetrate me while i lay comfortably i do not want a husbando Are you swearing off men now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Are you swearing off men now? no. i want a real man. not a pillow man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 no. i want a real man. not a pillow man. Are you saying my waifu is inferior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Are you saying my waifu is inferior? yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 yup Well Trump said he will make anime real, so his waifu won't be inferior for long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 You have such a closed mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 You have such a closed mind. This is true, don't knock fucking a pillow until you try it. O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 This is true, don't knock fucking a pillow until you try it. O0 fuggz dun't know what shes missing. I offer her Leeks and pillows. And she just wants a Lobster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Well Trump said he will make anime real, so his waifu won't be inferior for long. trump never said this. trump has never needed a waifu. he buys his wives from russian catalogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 This is true, don't knock fucking a pillow until you try it. O0 oh god. theyre ganging up on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 fuggz dun't know what shes missing. I offer her Leeks and pillows. And she just wants a Lobster. then offer me a lobster? im tired of smelling like onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 oh god. theyre ganging up on me If only, maybe one day. owo <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 trump never said this. trump has never needed a waifu. he buys his wives from russian catalogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 then offer me a lobster? im tired of smelling like onions. Its outside the weekly budget/allowance. There are raw craw fish in the Lake Erie down the street, so we can make a brunch with those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 no one asked for your onion! I mean opinion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 phillies. seriously? all those are fake. notice how theres no accompanying articles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 -1 Negative and judgmental? Maybe learn to be more accepting. Us weebs have feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Negative and judgmental? Maybe learn to be more accepting. Us weebs have feelings. You have to have a soul to have feelings which we all know that weebs don't have souls -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 Damnit fuggz stop patronizing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 You have to have a soul to have feelings which we all know that weebs don't have souls -1 I sold my soul for a bag of crack and Leeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I sold my soul for a bag of crack and Leeks. And that's why Miku-chan is currently in rehab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Damnit fuggz stop patronizing me. fine. fuck the pillow. prolly still has bedbugs hiding in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 And that's why Miku-chan is currently in rehab meh.... shes in celebrity rehab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 fine. fuck the pillow. prolly still has bedbugs hiding in it :-\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 :-\ sorry. that was mean. much happiness with pil- waifu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ what? im trying! after all the leeks ive done unspeakable things with you can come up with a better face than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 what? im trying! after all the leeks ive done unspeakable things with you can come up with a better face than that! : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Cheating on Miku? Probably the best decision of your life. Miku is garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 fine. fuck the pillow. prolly still has bedbugs hiding in it You say that as if fucking a pillow with bed bugs is much different than fucking fuggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 You say that fas if ucking a pillow with bed bugs is much different than fucking fuggs. There is a huge difference! Mostly in size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 Cheating on Miku? Probably the best decision of your life. Miku is garbage. We aren't going to start this shit up again. Truce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Nah son just skip straight to step 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Those poor pillows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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