Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 Step 1: Make romantic dinner. Use candles. Cooking sillz are a plus, but microwavable pizza and milk are fine too. Step 2: Bring waifu to bedroom or basement, dim lights, have romantic music playing. Step 3: In a direct gesture, throw target appendage around waifu. Being obnoxious and lewd is acceptable, remember waifus like that- Just act like Zeni. Step 4: The birds and the bees. You guys remember health class. Step 5: congratulate yourself.
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 you dont need her. what does she do for you? nothing!
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 you dont need her. what does she do for you? nothing! Emotional support in a cruel world.
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 First, I need a waifu. Walmart has a good sale on pillows. Make sure you determine your waifu's proper dress/apparel size before purchasing.
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 not being alive anymore would please a lot more people Do I need to get an adult?
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 Emotional support in a cruel world. billions make it without a waifu. i myself have turned to overdosing on prescription pills and oversharing on message boards.
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 billions make it without a waifu. i myself have turned to overdosing on prescription pills and oversharing on message boards. I'd rather go with the waifu then the over dosing on the pills part. I mean don't get me wrong, the pills def help. You should get a husbando. Is that what they are called?
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 I'd rather go with the waifu then the over dosing on the pills part. I mean don't get me wrong, the pills def help. if he cant penetrate me while i lay comfortably i do not want a husbando
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 if he cant penetrate me while i lay comfortably i do not want a husbando So you want... Lesbando?
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 if he cant penetrate me while i lay comfortably i do not want a husbando Are you swearing off men now?
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 Are you swearing off men now? no. i want a real man. not a pillow man.
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 no. i want a real man. not a pillow man. Are you saying my waifu is inferior?
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 Are you saying my waifu is inferior? yup
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 yup Well Trump said he will make anime real, so his waifu won't be inferior for long.
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 You have such a closed mind. This is true, don't knock fucking a pillow until you try it. O0
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 This is true, don't knock fucking a pillow until you try it. O0 fuggz dun't know what shes missing. I offer her Leeks and pillows. And she just wants a Lobster.
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 Well Trump said he will make anime real, so his waifu won't be inferior for long. trump never said this. trump has never needed a waifu. he buys his wives from russian catalogs.
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 This is true, don't knock fucking a pillow until you try it. O0 oh god. theyre ganging up on me
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 fuggz dun't know what shes missing. I offer her Leeks and pillows. And she just wants a Lobster. then offer me a lobster? im tired of smelling like onions.
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 oh god. theyre ganging up on me If only, maybe one day. owo <3
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 trump never said this. trump has never needed a waifu. he buys his wives from russian catalogs.
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 then offer me a lobster? im tired of smelling like onions. Its outside the weekly budget/allowance. There are raw craw fish in the Lake Erie down the street, so we can make a brunch with those.
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 no one asked for your onion! I mean opinion!
fuggnificent Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 phillies. seriously? all those are fake. notice how theres no accompanying articles.
Ric Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 -1 Negative and judgmental? Maybe learn to be more accepting. Us weebs have feelings.
Kudasai Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 Negative and judgmental? Maybe learn to be more accepting. Us weebs have feelings. You have to have a soul to have feelings which we all know that weebs don't have souls -1
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Posted December 30, 2016 You have to have a soul to have feelings which we all know that weebs don't have souls -1 I sold my soul for a bag of crack and Leeks.
Kudasai Posted December 30, 2016 Posted December 30, 2016 I sold my soul for a bag of crack and Leeks. And that's why Miku-chan is currently in rehab
fuggnificent Posted December 30, 2016 Posted December 30, 2016 Damnit fuggz stop patronizing me. fine. fuck the pillow. prolly still has bedbugs hiding in it
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Posted December 30, 2016 And that's why Miku-chan is currently in rehab meh.... shes in celebrity rehab.
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Posted December 30, 2016 fine. fuck the pillow. prolly still has bedbugs hiding in it :-\
fuggnificent Posted December 30, 2016 Posted December 30, 2016 :-\ sorry. that was mean. much happiness with pil- waifu.
fuggnificent Posted December 30, 2016 Posted December 30, 2016 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ what? im trying! after all the leeks ive done unspeakable things with you can come up with a better face than that!
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Posted December 30, 2016 what? im trying! after all the leeks ive done unspeakable things with you can come up with a better face than that! : )
naraku360 Posted December 30, 2016 Posted December 30, 2016 Cheating on Miku? Probably the best decision of your life. Miku is garbage.
naraku360 Posted December 30, 2016 Posted December 30, 2016 fine. fuck the pillow. prolly still has bedbugs hiding in it You say that as if fucking a pillow with bed bugs is much different than fucking fuggs.
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Posted December 30, 2016 You say that fas if ucking a pillow with bed bugs is much different than fucking fuggs. There is a huge difference! Mostly in size.
Phillies Posted December 30, 2016 Author Posted December 30, 2016 Cheating on Miku? Probably the best decision of your life. Miku is garbage. We aren't going to start this shit up again. Truce?
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