Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 And I also need assistance in cutting my head off. I can offer pizza and wings.
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 it's more of a claymore really. Is it sharp?
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 What kind of pizza and what kind of wings? Cheese and pep... and the wings are hot.
HardcoreHunter Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Do you mind if I fondle your body some after your head is off?
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 You can have the one in my pants but you'll have to reach in and acquire it before you can wield it.
katt_goddess Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Like any sword I'd own would be 'short' .
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Do you mind if I fondle your body some after your head is off? Lol
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 Do you mind if I fondle your body some after your head is off? Fine but leave the waifu alone.
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 You can have the one in my pants but you'll have to reach in and acquire it before you can wield it. Going to pass on that.
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Going to pass on that. But it's ready for you to wield your destiny.
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 But it's ready for you to wield your destiny. I don't swing that way. Maybe you can ask Mochi or Rouge.
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 But I only offer my sword of destiny to those in need, the random wayward travelers that cross the perilous lands.
quebecelegy Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 I don't swing that way. Maybe you can ask Mochi or Rouge. wait, mochi's gay???
fuggnificent Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Do you mind if I fondle your body some after your head is off? Nobody is fondling his cold corpse but me! Read the sig!
GunStarHero Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Just make sure whomever you choose is up to it. Don't want another Yukio Mishima situation on our hands.
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Nobody is fondling his cold corpse but me! Read the sig! This would be an interesting portion of a will. Also, really awkward.
fuggnificent Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 You can have the one in my pants but you'll have to reach in and acquire it before you can wield it. Back up off my man!
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING THIS DIRTY ITS JUST A SHORT SWORD!!!!!!
HardcoreHunter Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Fine but leave the waifu alone. What do you take me for a pervert
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 What do you take me for a pervert You wanted to fondle my dead body.
HardcoreHunter Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Just the body though, I wouldn't have done anything with the head.
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Author Posted September 11, 2017 Just the body though, I wouldn't have done anything with the head. I still find that a little strange.
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