Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 And I also need assistance in cutting my head off. I can offer pizza and wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 it's more of a claymore really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 What kind of pizza and what kind of wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 it's more of a claymore really. Is it sharp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 What kind of pizza and what kind of wings? Cheese and pep... and the wings are hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 That's a good offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Do you mind if I fondle your body some after your head is off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 You can have the one in my pants but you'll have to reach in and acquire it before you can wield it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Like any sword I'd own would be 'short' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Do you mind if I fondle your body some after your head is off? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 Do you mind if I fondle your body some after your head is off? Fine but leave the waifu alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 You can have the one in my pants but you'll have to reach in and acquire it before you can wield it. Going to pass on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Going to pass on that. But it's ready for you to wield your destiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 But it's ready for you to wield your destiny. I don't swing that way. Maybe you can ask Mochi or Rouge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 But I only offer my sword of destiny to those in need, the random wayward travelers that cross the perilous lands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I don't swing that way. Maybe you can ask Mochi or Rouge. wait, mochi's gay??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Do you mind if I fondle your body some after your head is off? Nobody is fondling his cold corpse but me! Read the sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 wait, mochi's gay??? You didn't know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just make sure whomever you choose is up to it. Don't want another Yukio Mishima situation on our hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Nobody is fondling his cold corpse but me! Read the sig! This would be an interesting portion of a will. Also, really awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 You can have the one in my pants but you'll have to reach in and acquire it before you can wield it. Back up off my man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I'll let you borrow my bbc sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING THIS DIRTY ITS JUST A SHORT SWORD!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Fine but leave the waifu alone. What do you take me for a pervert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 What do you take me for a pervert You wanted to fondle my dead body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just the body though, I wouldn't have done anything with the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Author Share Posted September 11, 2017 Just the body though, I wouldn't have done anything with the head. I still find that a little strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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