Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 I just had the cartoon Clarence on in the background while I was Internetting. I heard Clarence say "squirt gun" but it sounded like "skirt gun." That got me thinking, there should be a product called the skirt gun. But what would it do, exactly?
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Could do a few things 1. Anyone you shoot with automatically has their clothes changed into a skirt 2. Anyone wearing a skirt automatically has it flipped 3. It turns anything it shoots into a skirt.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 Could do a few things 1. Anyone you shoot with automatically has their clothes changed into a skirt 2. Anyone wearing a skirt automatically has it flipped 3. It turns anything it shoots into a skirt. If you shoot someone not wearing a skirt, their clothes change into a skirt. If you shoot someone already wearing a skirt, their skirt gets flipped. If you shoot an inanimate object, it changes into a skirt.
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 If you shoot someone not wearing a skirt, their clothes change into a skirt. If you shoot someone already wearing a skirt, their skirt gets flipped. If you shoot an inanimate object, it changes into a skirt. Exactly! Sounds like a pretty good weapon to me.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 Exactly! Sounds like a pretty good weapon to me. It's like something straight out of Earthworm Jim 2. ;D
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 It's like something straight out of Earthworm Jim 2. ;D Lol yes it does! Hit someone ith the skirt gun then when they are distracted you can finish them off.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 Lol yes it does! Hit someone ith the skirt gun then when they are distracted you can finish them off. lol ;D
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 TINY MINISKIRTS!!! Roger Smith in your icon kinda looks like Mustang with his hair like that.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 Probably kill someone Kill someone with skirts?
Vamped Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 remove unnecessary fan service from anime .... or the reverse I guess
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 remove unnecessary fan service from anime .... or the reverse I guess The latter makes a lot more sense. I mean, how much anime fanservice comes from upskirt views? Too many.
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 new weapon featured in the next daniel craig movie.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 new weapon featured in the next daniel craig movie. As long as he's playing James Bond.
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