Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 hey Rogue_Alphonse[/member] wat do u think about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Youll be rolling like a black grand daddy on his way to church everyday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 i'm not buying it, i'm asking what he thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Why does that look like someone stuck an Aston martin grille on a Hyund- Oh wait. It's Chinese, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 korean. it's a Genesis and it's ugly as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 I want to see an ass car D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 korean. it's a Genesis and it's ugly as fuck OHH it's the new G90... I didn't catch the stupid body line on the front door... I did however catch that even stupider square blockoff ...thing... in the grille... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 in other news I think I may have just run into Aeternus_Flammus on Tumblr....not sure yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 OHH it's the new G90... I didn't catch the stupid body line on the front door... I did however catch that even stupider square blockoff ...thing... in the grille... you're fat and balding like Jeremy Clarkson, what would you say if you were him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 you're fat and balding like Jeremy Clarkson, what would you say if you were him Except I'm not fat > and I do tend to have very similar opinions and outlooks when it comes to cars. Also, that Hyundai is a $68k disposable car. If I want a luxury sedan, I'm getting a fucking Continental. 400hp and $45k... and much better looking/built. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 yeah if you're a 60 year old man. you know what's a good car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 yeah if you're a 60 year old man. you know what's a good car? THE GODDAMN DOOR HANDLES ARE HIDDEN IN THE BELT LINE TRIM... AND it's 400 horsepowers!!!! i'm surprised though, that Ford didn't make a higher performance version of this with a Coyote making the Mustang's 460hp (hell even 440hp would be awesome)... they could even call it the Continental MX... in homage to the awesome Montego MX that Mercury had... which came with a Ford 429... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 i can't hear you over the sound of a sexy hot hatchback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 that's a cool car oh you reminded me Rogue_Alphonse[/member] you know what AWFUL car today i saw at work a CONVERTIBLE SMART CAR why why why why i didn't even know they made these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 oh you reminded me Rogue_Alphonse[/member] you know what AWFUL car today i saw at work a CONVERTIBLE SMART CAR why why why why i didn't even know they made these *ahem* I present to you, the Suzuki Swift roadster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 i can beat that. the one and only Geo Metro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 i can beat that. the one and only Geo Metro ITS THE EXACT SAME THING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 ITS THE EXACT SAME THING that is not the same thing the Geo Metro is a punchline, no one remembers the Suzuki Swift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 that is not the same thing the Geo Metro is a punchline, no one remembers the Suzuki Swift That's why I used that name. the photo I posted is actually a Geo. Suzuki Swift is more fun to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 That's why I used that name. the photo I posted is actually a Geo. Suzuki Swift is more fun to say. wut about this tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 wut about this tank Would sport a turbo 5-speed model all day. Remember the badass Chevy Nova? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 Would sport a turbo 5-speed model all day. Remember the badass Chevy Nova? the chevy nova is like my dad's old car wut about a good old 1978 Datsun 510 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 eh....I always get them confused the new Chrysler 300... get a Soul.....I love my car....it's so fun to drive...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 the chevy nova is like my dad's old car wut about a good old 1978 Datsun 510 My unc had one and rolled it three separate times. It finally died thanks to a tie rod snapping and him hitting a tree... they run forever though. I almost bought one of these in 2015... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 eh....I always get them confused the new Chrysler 300... get a Soul.....I love my car....it's so fun to drive...lol My ex psycho had one.. the center of gravity is too high for my liking i.e. I'd take corners faster in my 1998 Grand Cherokee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 My unc had one and rolled it three separate times. It finally died thanks to a tie rod snapping and him hitting a tree... they run forever though. I almost bought one of these in 2015... your uncle actually managed to kill a Datsun, i thought those things were along with Twinkies, Cockroaches, and '70s Station Wagons as unkillable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 eh....I always get them confused the new Chrysler 300... get a Soul.....I love my car....it's so fun to drive...lol i like my boring ass chipmunk looking car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 My ex psycho had one.. the center of gravity is too high for my liking i.e. I'd take corners faster in my 1998 Grand Cherokee. what the Chrysler? All Chryslers suck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 what the Chrysler? All Chryslers suck... No, the Soul. My '98 ZJ was a Chrysler. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 i like my boring ass chipmunk looking car awwwwww you have an American made car? :painfap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 i like my boring ass chipmunk looking car At least you didn't destroy yours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 awwwwww you have an American made car? :painfap: dude my car is great. one of my dream cars is american Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 No, the Soul. My '98 ZJ was a Chrysler. > yah I'll give you the fact it's way too top heavy for a car it's size...but....it's so cute....SHUT UP OK...DONT JUDGE ME....I PICKED MY CAR BY LOOKS BEFORE I RESEARCHED THE CUSTOMER RATINGS.....ITS MY GENDER...I BLAME BEWBS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 i just can't....I don't trust em... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 the Ford Focus is by far one of the most consistently rated cars for reliability. i will warn you though that they are boring as fuck to drive but they're not any more boring than a Toyota Camry or Honda Civic and they're cheaper to maintain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 the Ford Focus is by far one of the most consistently rated cars for reliability. i will warn you though that they are boring as fuck to drive but they're not any more boring than a Toyota Camry or Honda Civic and they're cheaper to maintain Yep. And after Nautius_Maximus[/member] was ran off of a road and basically skipped across a rock wall in his, he got out with literally no injuries... the worst he got was a headache because of the whole ordeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 Yep. And after Nautius_Maximus[/member] was ran off of a road and basically skipped across a rock wall in his, he got out with literally no injuries... the worst he got was a headache because of the whole ordeal. can you use your magical car powers and tell Ford to make another RWD Focus RS so i can cum myself when i slam on the gas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 i just can't....I don't trust em... I have had so many older American cars I have beat the everloving shit out of, or just drove a fuckton of miles, hardly any of them being "easy miles" and... never any major issue. Oh, I had a 1978 Chevy K20 blow up on me... but it had 240,000 miles on it, was a plow truck since brand new off the lot, and I was going 80 down the highway... the truck was running its balls off and ran itself out of oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 the Ford Focus is by far one of the most consistently rated cars for reliability. i will warn you though that they are boring as fuck to drive but they're not any more boring than a Toyota Camry or Honda Civic and they're cheaper to maintain The Ford Transit chassis is based off of the fusion model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 can you use your magical car powers and tell Ford to make another RWD Focus RS so i can cum myself when i slam on the gas? the ONE they made had a stroked out modular V8 (Mustang Cobra 4.6 stroked out to 5.0) goddamn CRAMMED into it so bad that they had to make it RWD because the AWD drivetrain wouldn't fit. Only one was made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 the ONE they made had a stroked out modular V8 (Mustang Cobra 4.6 stroked out to 5.0) goddamn CRAMMED into it so bad that they had to make it RWD because the AWD drivetrain wouldn't fit. Only one was made i don't give a fuck if the thing separated in half when you hit the gas, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DIE HAPPY OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 i don't give a fuck if the thing separated in half when you hit the gas, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DIE HAPPY OK? > buy 2017 RS > install YAW controller > Have all power go to the rear wheels only > ? ? ? ? > Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 > be me > had to pay someone to change my car battery > *cries in Top Gearanese* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 > buy 2017 RS > install WAWA coffee in cup holder > Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 > be me > had to pay someone to change my car battery > *cries in Top Gearanese* Jesus I think I have only ever paid to have tires put on. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 i have to pay for everything with this car, i have a great ability to break things that i touch. i don't want that to happen to my car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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