Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 FACT! Water can be chemically synthesized by burning ROCKET FUEL. FACT! Water is one of the primary ingredients in HERBICIDES and PESTICIDES. FACT! Overconsumption of water can cause temporary DEAFNESS, HAIR LOSS and even DEATH! FACT! 100% of people exposed to water WILL DIE. FACT! 100% of ALL DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS and SERIAL KILLERS have admitted to drinking WATER! FACT! Water is the leading cause of DROWNING.
Judy Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 I've had water touch all of my unmentionables before.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 I've had water touch all of my unmentionables before. yeah man I put water on my dingus and derriere just last night probably gonna get cancer now
Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Boycott water! RAIN RAIN GO AWAY DO NOT COME BACK ANOTHER DAY
Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 It can drown you yes this has been covered in the OP
Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 it can melt witches. THE ONLY THING IT'S GOOD FOR
Codename: Jackass Posted August 22, 2017 Author Posted August 22, 2017 Will you please sign my petition to ban the deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide? consider it done
God-Says-No Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 dihydrogen monoxide can rust and break down solid metal imagine what it does to your insides
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 Dihydrogen monoxide completely ruined TWO of my phones.
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