Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 FACT! Water can be chemically synthesized by burning ROCKET FUEL. FACT! Water is one of the primary ingredients in HERBICIDES and PESTICIDES. FACT! Overconsumption of water can cause temporary DEAFNESS, HAIR LOSS and even DEATH! FACT! 100% of people exposed to water WILL DIE. FACT! 100% of ALL DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS and SERIAL KILLERS have admitted to drinking WATER! FACT! Water is the leading cause of DROWNING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judy Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I've had water touch all of my unmentionables before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 I've had water touch all of my unmentionables before. yeah man I put water on my dingus and derriere just last night probably gonna get cancer now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Boycott water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 Boycott water! RAIN RAIN GO AWAY DO NOT COME BACK ANOTHER DAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 It can drown you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 it can melt witches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 It can drown you yes this has been covered in the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 it can melt witches. THE ONLY THING IT'S GOOD FOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 Will you please sign my petition to ban the deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide? consider it done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 dihydrogen monoxide can rust and break down solid metal imagine what it does to your insides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Dihydrogen monoxide completely ruined TWO of my phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Water is very harmful to draculas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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