they replaced my dental hygenist with some lady in her 30's with giant tits

[Naraku4656]

god bless america

[GunStarHero]

I'm telling mom!

[Naraku4656]

ANYTHING BUT THAT

[mochi]

yeah right

[Naraku4656]

this is the south, people love two things around here

 

1. guns

2. tig ol biddies

[mochi]

this is the south, people love two things around here

 

1. guns

2. tig ol biddies

still depressing how much you went native when you moved to the south

 

I miss the you who actually kind of liked yourself

[Naraku4656]

still depressing how much you went native when you moved to the south

 

I miss the you who actually kind of liked yourself

native? i use words with more than two syllables so i'm not a southerner nor do i want to be. and i've always hated everyone

[StarPanda]

Ask for those digits

[Naraku4656]

ok, gimme them digits

[GunStarHero]

native? i use words with more than two syllables so i'm not a southerner nor do i want to be.

 

Oh, shoot, I understand. All us Southerners are right fine mooks, I tell ya hwat. Y'all Northerners sholl is mighty impressive what with ya 10 dollar words and technology. Now, iffin you'll excuse me, I'm late for a date with my cousin. We's gon play a banjo-washboard duet later.

[fuggnificent]

Whats wrong with being southern? I know big words!

[GunStarHero]

Whats wrong with being southern? I know big words!

 

Sit this one out, Barracuda Team.

[André Toulon]

Oh, shoot, I understand. All us Southerners are right fine mooks, I tell ya hwat. Y'all Northerners sholl is mighty impressive what with ya 10 dollar words and technology. Now, iffin you'll excuse me, I'm late for a date with my cousin. We's gon play a banjo-washboard duet later.

 

Not sure if north easterners or west coaster are worse with their ignorant assumptions about southerners......Like "Eff your open spaces and serenity.......You need to live in an overcrowded, piss soaked dystopian wasteland to be civilized."

[Naraku4656]

Sit this one out, Barracuda Team.

lol

[Naraku4656]

Not sure if north easterners or west coaster are worse with their ignorant assumptions about southerners......Like "Eff your open spaces and serenity.......You need to live in an overcrowded, piss soaked dystopian wasteland to be civilized.

the first time i was told about biscuits and gravy by DBZ4ever[/member]  i was like "what you mean brown gravy, that sounds disgusting" i had never heard of it until a few years ago. i finally tried it and i thought it was greasy and disgusting. give me an everything bagel with taylor ham, egg, cheese with saltpepperketchup any day of the week. hell i was talking to my coworkers the other day about how much we all think the food in the north is better. one of these days i have to go back home because i miss restaurants with good non-greasy food.

[André Toulon]

the first time i was told about biscuits and gravy by DBZ4ever[/member]  i was like "what you mean brown gravy, that sounds disgusting" i had never heard of it until a few years ago. i finally tried it and i thought it was greasy and disgusting. give me an everything bagel with taylor ham, egg, cheese with saltpepperketchup any day of the week. hell i was talking to my coworkers the other day about how much we all think the food in the north is better. one of these days i have to go back home because i miss restaurants with good non-greasy food.

 

It's ok to be wrong, no one is batting 100 here.

[Sandstone]

Did she lean over you while taking your plaque off?

[GunStarHero]

the first time i was told about biscuits and gravy by DBZ4ever[/member]  i was like "what you mean brown gravy, that sounds disgusting" i had never heard of it until a few years ago. i finally tried it and i thought it was greasy and disgusting. give me an everything bagel with taylor ham, egg, cheese with saltpepperketchup any day of the week. hell i was talking to my coworkers the other day about how much we all think the food in the north is better. one of these days i have to go back home because i miss restaurants with good non-greasy food.

 

Some of it is greasy, yes, but it's not all like that. You need to eat some homemade soul food or Cajun food.

[Naraku4656]

It's ok to be wrong, no one is batting 100 here.

it's a shame then that the top 5 states for education are all in the northeast

 

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/education

 

born to run, baby

[Naraku4656]

Did she lean over you while taking your plaque off?

her tits did press against my head a few times

[GunStarHero]

it's a shame then that the top 5 states for education are all in the northeast

 

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/education

 

born to run, baby

 

You can have a the best education in the world and still be a dumbfuck.

[Naraku4656]

Some of it is greasy, yes, but it's not all like that. You need to eat some homemade soul food or Cajun food.

if i'm going to calorie bomb myself, i'm getting a calzone

[Sandstone]

native? i use words with more than two syllables so i'm not a southerner nor do i want to be. and i've always hated everyone

 

I have never lived anywhere other than the south and had a college level vocabulary at age 13.

[GunStarHero]

if i'm going to calorie bomb myself, i'm getting a calzone

 

You're right. What would a chef know.

[Naraku4656]

You can have a the best education in the world and still be a dumbfuck.

and you can have the best....what IS the south the best in anyway? besides mediocrity

[Sandstone]

her tits did press against my head a few times

 

This is the mark of truly huge tits.

[Sandstone]

and you can have the best....what IS the south the best in anyway? besides mediocrity

 

I believe we have the highest percentage of top overweight percapita citizenry sir! And don't you forget it!

 

No but seriously, there are plenty of good things about the Southland, and plenty of bad things -- Just like anywhere else on Earth.

[GunStarHero]

and you can have the best....what IS the south the best in anyway? besides mediocrity

 

Never said we were the best at anything. In fact, there's a common phrase in Alabama that goes "Thank God for Mississippi. If it wasn't for them we'd be last in everything."

 

Just saying we're not as stupid as people make us out to be. Especially snobby northerners.

[Naraku4656]

You're right. What would a chef know.

oh you're right, let me fill myself up on calories and fat. most over all the salads and yogurts in my fridge, I'M GETTING GUMBO

[Sandstone]

Never said we were the best at anything. In fact, there's a common phrase in Alabama that goes "Thank God for Mississippi. If it wasn't for them we'd be last in everything."

 

Just saying we're not as stupid as people make us out to be. Especially snobby northerners.

 

Bless your heart, you live in Alabama too.

[Naraku4656]

I believe we have the highest percentage of top overweight percapita citizenry sir! And don't you forget it!

 

No but seriously, there are plenty of good things about the Southland, and plenty of bad things -- Just like anywhere else on Earth.

i've noticed that, part of why i started to go to the gym. thankfully i live in an area with many northerners and my job is also full of northerners so there's a bunch of active people which makes it a bit easier

[GunStarHero]

oh you're right, let me fill myself up on calories and fat. most over all the salads and yogurts in my fridge, I'M GETTING GUMBO

 

Dang, ya got me. The only three foods in the South are biscuits n gravy, gumbo, and the fear-inducing GRITS.

[Sandstone]

oh you're right, let me fill myself up on calories and fat. most over all the salads and yogurts in my fridge, I'M GETTING GUMBO

 

You could have picked something a bit more fattening than gumbo.... gumbo (if done properly) is actually very lean and full of veggies most of the time.

[Naraku4656]

Never said we were the best at anything. In fact, there's a common phrase in Alabama that goes "Thank God for Mississippi. If it wasn't for them we'd be last in everything."

 

Just saying we're not as stupid as people make us out to be. Especially snobby northerners.

don't you live in Vegas? Vegas is the southwest, i have nothing against that area. i'm specifically talking about the Southeast

[Ginguy]

Some of it is greasy, yes, but it's not all like that. You need to eat some homemade soul food or Cajun food.

 

More shrimp/crawfish boil for us am I right?

[Sandstone]

i've noticed that, part of why i started to go to the gym. thankfully i live in an area with many northerners and my job is also full of northerners so there's a bunch of active people which makes it a bit easier

 

Everyone here is not fat and lazy though, there are plenty of healthy people in the South. This is akin to the way EU people think all Americans are fat and lazy.

[GunStarHero]

Bless your heart, you live in Alabama too.

 

Haven't lived in Alabama since 2012. Was born and raised there, though. I'm in Vegas nowadays.

[Naraku4656]

Dang, ya got me. The only three foods in the South are biscuits n gravy, gumbo, and the fear-inducing GRITS.

oh god. i've tried grits once. how the fuck can you people eat that mushy garbage

[GunStarHero]

don't you live in Vegas? Vegas is the southwest, i have nothing against that area. i'm specifically talking about the Southeast

 

I was born in Alabama and lived there til I was 22. I came to Vegas when I was 26.

[Sandstone]

oh god. i've tried grits once. how the fuck can you people eat that mushy garbage

 

Actually I don't like grits either....

[GunStarHero]

oh god. i've tried grits once. how the fuck can you people eat that mushy garbage

 

Probably because we cook it properly.

[Naraku4656]

Probably because we cook it properly.

but i had it in the south, so apparently there's no true Scots...I mean southerner

[Sandstone]

Haven't lived in Alabama since 2012. Was born and raised there, though. I'm in Vegas nowadays.

 

I wish I could say the same. Not because I hate the culture, more the individual people and their focus on shoving their beliefs down my throat and constant attempts by local government to micro-manage everyone's business.

[GunStarHero]

but i had it in the south, so apparently there's no true Scots...I mean southerner

 

I'm part Scottish, part Chinese. You have to go to certain areas where Scottish people are for that type of food.

[GunStarHero]

I wish I could say the same. Not because I hate the culture, more the individual people and their focus on shoving their beliefs down my throat and constant attempts by local government to micro-manage everyone's business.

 

The Bible Belt needs to loosen up it's strap a little bit on that nonsense.

[Naraku4656]

I was born in Alabama and lived there til I was 22. I came to Vegas when I was 26.

and i commend you for getting out of that backwards hellhole. since i've never been to the southwest, i have no opinion on that area. so you could tell me vegas is nice and i'd not argue because i don't have enough information to make that argument. i won't believe the southeast is nicer than the north, because i'm here. and it isn't

[Ginguy]

Move?

[Sandstone]

The Bible Belt needs to loosen up it's strap a little bit on that nonsense.

 

It's 2017 and our town hall meetings are being taken up by proposals about lifting dry county status..... shoot me in the face please.

[Naraku4656]

I'm part Scottish, part Chinese. You have to go to certain areas where Scottish people are for that type of food.

then we're going to need to talk at some point. i need to find someone in this area who can cook miles ahead Jim Bob's barbeque and hunting range, so far i haven't found that. but in the north there's waaaaaaaaaaay more than enough good places to get food.

[Naraku4656]

Move?

unfortunately the one bad part about the north is that it is incredibly expensive. that is the one area where the south has us beat. no one wanted to live here so the land is cheaper. everyone wants to live up north so property taxes are insane.