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1. Box dropping "problem", argument, and then "F--- you then honestly" (Wine store back in April)

2. "No, I want answers. Who decided to fire me?" (Sizing up my manager in his office at Target, summer of 2010)

3. "All right then I'm done here." (Walking out like a badass at the CVS pharmacy in July 2014 while ignoring the two high-strung managers on the way out "You're VERY immature!" remember that?)

4. Clocking out at the back exit of K-Mart and then sprinting to my car while the intimidating loss prevention guy called me with an attitude over the intercom to come help bag for the remaining customers, Summer 2010

5. Bottle King May 2015, didn't feel like going to work that Sunday, but ended up missing the turn and I realized I'd be at least fifteen minutes late, and the one 22 yr old assistant manager was really bitchy, so instead of going off on her, I just cruised on home, and then the funniest part was when I got those voice messages from that one guy who was an assistant manager and the fakest guy ever, tried so hard to look cool for the girls on the job and his voice messages went from "just give us a call back, we're worried about you" to, an hour later, "Ok. It's been an hour. Call us back. Goodbye." LMAO! I must have gotten them pissed!

 

But now I have a good job, so I'm not too worried!

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You would lose what little credit you have and any non-essential items of value. In your case, maybe your PS4, but I doubt it, you would just lose your credit cards and have worse credit, if possible.

 

Depends on what debts you have though. Student loans from the government cannot be discharged through bankruptcy, you will pay those back.

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You would lose what little credit you have and any non-essential items of value. In your case, maybe your PS4, but I doubt it, you would just lose your credit cards and have worse credit, if possible.

 

Depends on what debts you have though. Student loans from the government cannot be discharged through bankruptcy, you will pay those back.

 

I would hide all of my personal possessions in my grandma's attic.

 

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Look into debt consolidation. This could really help reduce your monthly payments............. I fucking hate sounding like a tv commercial but it's true.

 

I owe so many things. Around $60k in student loans, $1,500 on one of my credit cards, $100 for non-payment of a bridge toll, $130 for cancelling two car insurance policies with an outstanding balance on both, and now I'm going to owe $100 to get my car registration restored, and then I'll have to pay for the four month lapse in insurance courage if I even make it through September. I'm going to have to take three buses to work and back instead of risking it with my car. 

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I owe so many things. Around $60k in student loans, $1,500 on one of my credit cards, $100 for non-payment of a bridge toll, $130 for cancelling two car insurance policies with an outstanding balance on both, and now I'm going to owe $100 to get my car registration restored, and then I'll have to pay for the four month lapse in insurance courage if I even make it through September. I'm going to have to take three buses to work and back instead of risking it with my car.

student loans you're fucked. you can't bankrupt your way out of that. everything else is fair game

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well if you have any bonds or stocks that you don't declare and try to cash out on or pay taxes on, they're going to find out

 

And I haven't filed a tax return in three years, but the amount I made has been under the minimum income required to file until this year I believe... I hope...

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And I haven't filed a tax return in three years, but the amount I made has been under the minimum income required to file until this year I believe... I hope...

 

If it's under the amount required then it shouldn't be an issue. Though you'd be better off double checking.

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And I haven't filed a tax return in three years, but the amount I made has been under the minimum income required to file until this year I believe... I hope...

that would be another possible problem, they MIGHT look at previous tax returns to see income. if you're under minimum filing guidelines and over 18? shit, you got me on that one. paging Sawdamizer[/member]

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actually i have a better idea. why don't you just not pay it, ONLY IF IT'S PRIVATE DON'T DO THIS IF IT'S FEDERAL OR IF YOU HAVE A COSIGNER. student loans are unsecured, they can't do anything except annoy the fuck out of you for a few years and ding your credit. the fine and car registration you need to pay though, don't try to not pay that

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Lol I have like $350. Can't afford a lawyer just like that! Not until I collect some paychecks!

 

Some lawyers have free consultations, it just depends. Although admittedly I know nothing about bankruptcy lawyers. Each specialty field seems to have a different set of standards.

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actually i have a better idea. why don't you just not pay it, ONLY IF IT'S PRIVATE DON'T DO THIS IF IT'S FEDERAL. student loans are unsecured, they can't do anything except annoy the fuck out of you for a few years and ding your credit. the fine and car registration you need to pay though, don't try to not pay that

 

 

Yeah that's what I've been doing with all of my loans. I do have some federal ones, but they only total around $15k I believe. The rest are private loans, and they were cosigned, so I'm really under no legal obligation to pay them I believe.

 

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Yeah that's what I've been doing with all of my loans. I do have some federal ones, but they only total around $15k I believe. The rest are private loans, and they were cosigned, so I'm really under no legal obligation to pay them I believe.

if they were cosigned then you'd fuck over your cosigner. i wouldn't do that unless you really want to fuck them up too

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My top 5

 

5. That time I left the bar and went straight to work extremely drunk and wasn't even able to do anything but luckily nothing really needed doing, threw up several times and passed out for a very long while and woke up just in time to do all the paperwork and get my shit together enough to make it look like everything was fine right before my relief came in

 

4. That time I asked for a 3 day weekend off at an $8/hour temp job with only two weeks of the job left and was told no, so I got a friend to fill in as a replacement for myself since they were severely understaffed (everyone kept quitting) and always begging us to recruit friends to come work and I didn't show up. Got a series of increasingly belligerent and incoherent tweets from the old lady whose family business it was telling me TAH T TIME 9FFF REQIEST WAS NOT APPROVED!!!\\?/!! ;( and ended with IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP TODAU,, WELL THEN DONT NOT BOTHER DOMING BACC AT AL !! which was fine w me, I just stayed out of town even longer. They tried to punish me saying it'd be awhile to get my last check, "ohh she went on a cruise and didn't think you would be coming back to get it, not sure when she gets back but it won't be ready until then" so I said well I'll come by when it's ready, then picked it up like 3 months later just to show their pettiness didn't bother me.

 

3. Getting a $100 tip for offering to throw away a drunk old woman's empty plastic Bud Light bottle while she was in the midst of a mental health episode.

 

2. Taking 900mg dxm at 1pm and being too fucked up to go into work at 11pm. Robotripping so hard couldn't see anything, floated down the stairs and took a shower, laid in it for 45 minutes, never been so fucked up in my entire life, crawled out the tub and couldn't get dressed, wearing just a towel went on to the back porch where it was pouring down freezing rain so my parents wouldn't hear me call out of work sounding so fucked up couldn't even make words, probably sounded like I was sick and crying, was a struggle to even use the phone since I had septuple bug vision, hallucinated and freaked out in my room all night.

 

2b. A few hours before second to last shift at a job I accidentally got really wine drunk at a friend's going away party at a restaurant and didn't realize it til I got home, took a shower and threw up like a white wine applesauce mush that I had to keep smoothing over the drain with my hand for awhile until it all went down, went to bed and didn't call in, ignored all calls from work, didn't explain anything to anyone when i went in for my last shift.

 

1. Fucking at work in the last empty room in the hotel which was reserved by someone who thankfully never showed up, otherwise they'd have slept in the juices.

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When I used to work retail pharmacy I was on a phone call with a dude with a real abrasive personality, we were taught we had to answer with bs corporate "Thank you for calling CVS we have flu shots blah blah blah" so I would rattle it off quickly cus it was annoying to say.

 

This man didn't understand it and responded with "How the hell did you just answer the phone?" I was taken aback so I just said "what?" he repeated it in the same aggressive tone and I said "I picked it up"

 

I was pleased with my answer and his reaction, I don't think he was very pleased with my answer.

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that would be another possible problem, they MIGHT look at previous tax returns to see income. if you're under minimum filing guidelines and over 18? shit, you got me on that one. paging Sawdamizer[/member]

 

Guess I am tardy to the party here, under 10k and you don't have to file.

 

A lot of Social Security peeps fall under this amount.

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1. Box dropping "problem", argument, and then "F--- you then honestly" (Wine store back in April)

2. "No, I want answers. Who decided to fire me?" (Sizing up my manager in his office at Target, summer of 2010)

3. "All right then I'm done here." (Walking out like a badass at the CVS pharmacy in July 2014 while ignoring the two high-strung managers on the way out "You're VERY immature!" remember that?)

4. Clocking out at the back exit of K-Mart and then sprinting to my car while the intimidating loss prevention guy called me with an attitude over the intercom to come help bag for the remaining customers, Summer 2010

5. Bottle King May 2015, didn't feel like going to work that Sunday, but ended up missing the turn and I realized I'd be at least fifteen minutes late, and the one 22 yr old assistant manager was really bitchy, so instead of going off on her, I just cruised on home, and then the funniest part was when I got those voice messages from that one guy who was an assistant manager and the fakest guy ever, tried so hard to look cool for the girls on the job and his voice messages went from "just give us a call back, we're worried about you" to, an hour later, "Ok. It's been an hour. Call us back. Goodbye." LMAO! I must have gotten them pissed!

 

But now I have a good job, so I'm not too worried!

You really need to get laid.
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5. Had a retarded customer. I mean this lady was certified fucking reTARDed...couldnt send a text message...couldnt SPELL text message and had us spell it out for her. I recorded her and put it online. Gots in trouble

 

4. I was the back drive thru girl at mcdonalds. Easy job. .just taking orders-right? Well sometimes they tried to get me yo do other shit like drop fries and id get pissed. One day they had the audacity to ask me to hand out food out the second window...i got mad and walked out

 

3. Off meds i was a mess. Was so bad actually got FMLA where i could just take off from work whenever i wanted due to feeling feelings. Eventually depleted all this time and one day i left and got a call from my supervisor that i needed to come back to work. Refused. (Didnt get fired. .just didnt go back that day)

 

2. [Hmm]

 

1. [Guess thats it]

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5. Had a retarded customer. I mean this lady was certified fucking reTARDed...couldnt send a text message...couldnt SPELL text message and had us spell it out for her. I recorded her and put it online. Gots in trouble

 

4. I was the back drive thru girl at mcdonalds. Easy job. .just taking orders-right? Well sometimes they tried to get me yo do other shit like drop fries and id get pissed. One day they had the audacity to ask me to hand out food out the second window...i got mad and walked out

 

3. Off meds i was a mess. Was so bad actually got FMLA where i could just take off from work whenever i wanted due to feeling feelings. Eventually depleted all this time and one day i left and got a call from my supervisor that i needed to come back to work. Refused. (Didnt get fired. .just didnt go back that day)

 

2. [Hmm]

 

1. [Guess thats it]

You are certified  reTARDed.
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Yeah that's what I've been doing with all of my loans. I do have some federal ones, but they only total around $15k I believe. The rest are private loans, and they were cosigned, so I'm really under no legal obligation to pay them I believe.

 

  You are under a legal obligation to pay the loans back dumbass. The 15k will be garnished against your tax returns/SS payments/wages. The remaining 45k will be paid off by whoever was foolish enough to cosign for them, probably your mom.

You should sell everything you don't absolutely need and at least make an effort to pay off the debts, but you won't because you are a selfish, spoiled, drunk, pedophile, snowflake, zeta bottom mommy's boy.

Stop drinking, stop creeping on high school girls, get off your ass and get a job. You have a degree, use it.

 

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  You are under a legal obligation to pay the loans back dumbass. The 15k will be garnished against your tax returns/SS payments/wages. The remaining 45k will be paid off by whoever was foolish enough to cosign for them, probably your mom.

You should sell everything you don't absolutely need and at least make an effort to pay off the debts, but you won't because you are a selfish, spoiled, drunk, pedophile, snowflake, zeta bottom mommy's boy.

Stop drinking, stop creeping on high school girls, get off your ass and get a job. You have a degree, use it.

 

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I'm not legally obligated to pay back my student loans.

 

It's because I have special eyes.

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