You are on live worldwide TV with five minutes to live. What do?

[Azalar Hex]

Twerk.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Pick my nose and eat my boogers.

[CAC]

ask for money

[NaBarney]

Karaoke

[Ric]

:fap:

[StarPanda]

Tell them to delete my browsing history

[DragonSinger]

What's the mode of death?

[Phillies]

Wave a Leek glowstick and stare at the camera like this: 

[1938 Packard]

Name my successor.

[ThisIdiot]

WITH MY LAST BREATH...I CURSE NARAKU4656!!!  then I proceed to scratch my ass and then belch....if i'm not dropped by then I'll pull a gun and cap myself

[Phillies]

WITH MY LAST BREATH...I CURSE NARAKU4656!!!  then I proceed to scratch my ass and then belch....if i'm not dropped by then I'll pull a gun and cap myself