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My alt isn't doing his job


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Packard confirmed for masochist.

 

Quit making him cum, Buddy.

  I can reformulate the alt, but too many similarities between me and him would tip my hand.  In the old boards, I had so many alts, I ended up forgetting half their names and passwords.  Here, there's only one and he's based on a model character profile and a list of things he won't do. 
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Come on... how long has the alt been here and still not one firefight.  He can't even get Buddyroe ruffled enough to chime in.  Pathetic.

 

Buddyroe huh, the other packard called me something else because he could never tell the difference between me and the several other users that dug into him. 

 

Jesus, if all of you don't jump off my dick and out of my ass I'll catch AIDS for sure.

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Come on... how long has the alt been here and still not one firefight.  He can't even get Buddyroe ruffled enough to chime in.  Pathetic.

 

Do you think that the younger you ever thought that this is what they'd be doing in their spare time when they grew up?

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It seems exactly THAT stupid, doesn't it.  Not sure if Pacman ever stayed up this late......Usually 1am is his cut-off.

 

I wish you could see all the posts a user had liked, all the shit I've seen that account like screams Packard alt, as does the expressly female name and posts about weeb shit.

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I wish you could see all the posts a user had liked, all the shit I've seen that account like screams Packard alt, as does the expressly female name and posts about weeb shit.

 

Oh nah, PurgGirl is Realistme......I have confirmation on that.......Now if Realistme is also Packard is up for debate.

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Actually, the people who do drive the big rigs told me it's actually a terrible job and they're losing money a lot of times.  They sure have a lot of laments.

 

You know I could have been genuinely sincere with that remark. I wasn't. But I could have been.

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Guest The Hound

My guess, you're PurgatoryGirl[/member]

I forgot about all of dat

did buddy ever tell u bout the pm i got?

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Laugh it up now, once he recalibrates the parameters of his alt's personality his social experiment will be successful and he'll prove once and for all that no one can smell the smoke and cat piss on his clothes.

Now, you're just being pathetic.  The cats use a litter box, not my laundry pile.
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Your no sense of smell having ass can't even detect smoke so how would you know, piss doesn't take that long to dry so if you're not putting the pissed clothes on right away you're fucked.

They use the boxes.  It can be seen in the boxes.  Piss leaves visible stains, wet or dry.  No such stains on the laundry pile.  If you ever lived with cats, you'd know these things.
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lol, did you see the part where he told me to speak English or get out of the country? ::]::

How do you manage to function in a civilized community when you talk to people with stuff like,  ":poop:" instead of trying to use coherent words?  I mean, are there a lot of  "doctors" in the house you live in?
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How do you manage to function in a civilized community when you talk to people with stuff like,  ":poop:" instead of trying to use coherent words?  I mean, are there a lot of  "doctors" in the house you live in?

Lol, shut the fuck up you stupid old man.  How do you manage to breathe with your head so far up your ass? :poop: :post: :it:

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I can just try to picture that in a business setting.

 

Boss: "Why is the last page of your report a line of dripping pizza emoticons?"

 

Worker:  "We ordered lunch.  That's an expense summary."

 

You could have only been going for funny or smart with this post but you overshot both and landed in failure

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