It feels crazy to me that I've been a wrestling fan long enough to see one company go "Lol, Road Warrior Hawk's got a drinking problem!" to another one acknowledging that one of their top stars has checked into rehab.
This thread is now about 7-year-old me being a redneck enough child to see "kicking the bottle cap with the NCAA logo around like a hockey puck" as being fun.
Enjoy the next four weeks of the offseason until
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MLB and its Player's Association begin the fun activity known as MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION!