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Not to "give it to 'em" but my knowledge of Made In Abyss tells me there are multiple things there that would make normal people go "OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?"

*urge to say "I mean, it's Texas" intensifies*

Am I the only one who's shocked that Trump's never said anything like "I prefer to visit governors that can stand up for me." or something stupid like that?

[Ron Howard voice]: I still can't believe how non-sarcastic this sentence is.

Imagine going out to shop on Black Friday when you've got the Internet, couldn't be me.

So Arkansas beat FIU after losing enough games to not make a bowl, bar an act of God and/or ESPN while Arkansas State is bowl eligible after getting shoved in a locker by Oklahoma in Week 1 just as we all predicted at the start of the season.

I could've hit trophy, heart, or laugh on that and they'd all make sense. Impressive.

"I really only care about what the voters of Alabama think about me, the rest of you can fuck right off."

I know not everybody watches soccer so here are the highlights of today's France-Gibraltar match:

WAIT, WAIT, I WANT TO DUNK ON HIM TOO