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[Ron Howard voice]: I still can't believe how non-sarcastic this sentence is.

Imagine going out to shop on Black Friday when you've got the Internet, couldn't be me.

So Arkansas beat FIU after losing enough games to not make a bowl, bar an act of God and/or ESPN while Arkansas State is bowl eligible after getting shoved in a locker by Oklahoma in Week 1 just as we all predicted at the start of the season.

I could've hit trophy, heart, or laugh on that and they'd all make sense. Impressive.

I know not everybody watches soccer so here are the highlights of today's France-Gibraltar match:

Me watching Collision knowing that Smackdown is also on right now

A lot of modern "country" music is just pop music for people afraid to head towards Memphis.

Always fun to have the people in the front lobby give us so many job tickets in a row with mistakes that I can say out loud in the mailroom "What is their problem?" and one of the data people actually agrees with me.