Skiles

UE after dark gets real kinky.

A two-word quote is the most memorable part of that movie, which really speaks to how bad it was.

Call of Duty: Shoot a Man

I will say that I quote that line a lot more than I'm proud of, though.

VERY NICE

More like Justin Babar.

Unless you have like two hours you're desperate to get rid of, I wouldn't recommend it.

Zohan was actual garbage. I watched Borat for the first time when I was really sick. So I thought that tainted it. But it turns out no. It was just really terrible.

It's good to know I'm not alone.

But I don't think Borat is funny at all.

I would rather not discuss my jib in public, thank you.

Big oof. Isn't there a law against child labor?

Forget the ban hammer, bring out the grammar hammer on this thread.

You just did.

Shut up, Wooderson.

Oh, it's the BEST.

It's not even like I was furiously going at it, either. I just tightened up real quick, and boom.

Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off.

Please do not speak to my father in such a harsh manner.

I've always wanted to get FUCK YEAH tattooed across my knuckles.

One of the kids that used to pound Benadryl would get "jolts." Basically he would just be sitting there, and then suddenly his whole body would twitch one time really hard, and then he would be fine until it happened again thirty seconds later. It was fucked up.

Actually, mine was the second. Bunch of damn pillheads, we are.

You been taking sex tips from this guy, haven't you?

I think they're 25 only. I knew kids that would take a ton of them to get high. I guess they make you hallucinate if you take enough.