Skiles

Yeahhhh, but he's so cute, though!

Do I get to hug him?

Where did you get this photo of my dad?

I want to pat his head and give him a big dang hug

Because I watched the announcement video for the new game coming in November, realized I hadn't really seen any of the recent gens, looked into it, and found THIS FUCKIN GUY

I am outta sight, thanks for noticing.

Mine too, that's why I didn't know he existed. I'm definitely getting Sword/Shield in November though. That game looks dope. THEY GOT KAIJU POKEMON, YO

I KNOW, HE'S THE BEST

I don't give a dang about usefulness, look at him! I want him on my team, even if it's just to be moral support for my other Pokebois.

You said it with your eyes.

That's what all my lovers say.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN GUY

Cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA

Solicitation Rogue has told you about this Might catch ban hammer

That is good advice Have you ever had gouda On your mac and cheese? I don't understand Why we still use other cheese When gouda is there

They still rock. Well, they did until 1989. I don't know of their music after that point. But it still rules.

In the second chorus, I take the line "I never really cared until I met you" and alter it slightly, into "I never even cared until I met you." I think it adds a little extra desperation to the lyric. Drives the point home a little more, y'know?

How's this?

I'll eat anything Scratch that, I eat everything Hit me with them thoughts

That's true, and also Every time you wash dishes You give them a bath

Hey, that's pretty good Please make haikus more often Or I will shake you

Must make chicken moist Dries up every time I cook Should I eat it raw?

I don't like how the Amish Paradise music is just a teeny, tiny bit higher pitched than Gangsta's Paradise.

Thank you for the thought My haikus are up to snuff Chicken, not so much