NaBarney

I've never been vegan.

That sounds really good. I feel inspired to do a tofu version of this now.

I still resent him for it though

One year I was a runner up to Chappi in some category but I don't remember which one.

There's a little island in a lake near me, the whole thing is full of spiders. Not the web kind but the crawling around ones. Nothing else on the island except some rocks and trees and just, covered with spiders.

How nude is it though

I'm pretty hyped for it

If you move to Coventry say hello to my nana If you move to Warwick say hello to my retarded cousin

Post a video of you touching rim

Of all the games for Tony Parker to not look washed up.

I thought you were going to say you'd be posting installments of an original fanfic, which got me all excited to go out of my way to vocally not read either of your writings. But a house in whereverthefuck Wisconsin is cool too. Get a pond

It's almost as bad as that year when the 50 win Clippers had to play the 55/60 win Spurs in the first round. Not fair to either team. I mean Jesus, San Antonio doesn't deserve to be mauled by the Grizzlies first thing. I hope they get rid of conferences soon so these great teams can feast on shitty teams in the East.

I'm about to lose my shit at these horrible small forwards they're forced to play I hope Z Bo murders Chandler Parsons this summer so they can afford his replacement

YO He's a magician

Mike Conley is magic

Thoughts?

Great Raptors meltdown that almost cost them the game. Those turnovers. Memphis looks good in the 1st Q, just can't finish at the rim. They're saying Tony Allen will be out for four more weeks which is depressing. At least losing to San Antonio will be a nice bookend for this Grizzlies incarnation, if it happens, and I'm glad Chandler Parsons isn't out there stealing minutes from Vince Carter or literally anyone else. Kawhi is a destroyer Conley is like magic

I'd probably do something interactive for the customers like "YO, THERE'S A LOOSE DOG it's running down 10 don't go near it, someone call Mr. Dunlap" then take a few noisy tries to hang up the intercom phone.

I thought about doing something like this the week I worked at Kroger but couldn't think of anything funny to say.

Oh my god please stop

I'm not basing this on anything concrete but I'm pretty sure when he Westbrook'd the Thunder out of the playoffs last year vs the Warriors it caused Durant to leave. And maybe Durant just wanted to join an irl video game team anyway and would've left even if Westbrook had played better and didn't go full Westbrook at the end of close games and they still happened to lose to Golden State, but the way it happened probably made that decision a lot easier.

This will contradict my victory lap but he's made a lot of last ever threads, you may get another chance. But I like to think it's finally over.

I'm still here just wandering the land aimlessly. After finally slaying Gemini Shamrock once and for all I am at peace and patiently await a quiet death, knowing my work here is done.

Knockout blow

That's what a leader does