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Are you criticizing children here? They're usually missing half their teeth and shit, give em a break.

Who talks about crayons I haven't said that word since the third grade

Now Jerome, I gotta ask ya Is there any way you could include in the contract, that I'm sad? You're the good person in this story, I'm the one who goes from town to town leaving conflagrations and piles of ashes that used to be human beings! Sure, maybe I'll go to bed... Or maybe I'll be out buying kerosene all night! Norm's great, glad you liked it.

Yeah. Watch as much as you can stand and post a review. If you hate him going in I'm not sure that it'll change your mind but he's pretty unhateable imo, he's just genuinely dumb.

Watch the new Norm McDonald special, I promise it's good.

I WILL, I APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM I need to catch a couple minnows somewhere, for mosquito control. That's tomorrow's mission

I can't even count them

Put em in an old fish tank on the porch. Couple different kinds, no idea what they are. Probably tree frogs since that's all I hear. Also scooped up some water beetles and a couple of these weird looking insect larva by accident. Should be a good summer watching these boys grow up.

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I need to see this but can't afford to until late next week, not watching sober.

Cats express hatred by hiding from their owners until they relinquish them

He's on the Vanilla Ice/Coolio circuit Play in a shitty spot, advertise on college campuses, hope enough people come ironically so he'll be able to perform there again next year

Obvious lie

If I could have like $5k a year for life I would be set. Would be able to work part time and actually enjoy life.

They're going to take what you have away from you

Ya throwing money away

I've got over 4000 posts here, I'm a fucking institution

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This happened to me recently, found it on top of a protruding electrical outlet a few inches off the floor.

That's weird, why not just go with a normal app that people actually use? You were the one who said you were going to get a date via an app before zeni does.

Not likely

Hopefully next year we'll get a Washington Cavs series.

Message any girls on that dating app yet after talking all that shit about how you're getting laid before zeni?

Sometimes when I'm laying in bed and have to pee and get thirsty I'll piss into my mouth

R-R-ROMBIE! Don't cursed me, swamp hag!