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Lol, I hadn't he got another one pregnant. Headed to the go-nowhere Lakers with a combined 36 years of child support, that dude needs a damn life coach. That idea is pure villainy

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aWg59kBXliyvjW In every interaction with scoobdog I am the bike, he is the car

Whichever team has the players with the funniest and most clever nicknames wins

After seeing the "Cringe Binge" alternative, UnevenEdge sounds a hell of a lot better

Get your things. We're moving to a shittier toilet. If you don't want to go, Viper is allegedly putting up a splinter forum portapotty at some point to compete.

It's hard, slaying all your enemies, a warrior forced to tread a barren wasteland devoid of foes.

Saw a couple 2016 horror movies, Lights Out and Don't Breathe. Went in knowing nothing about them which is definitely the way to do it. There will be some spoilers ahead, this is your warning. I liked them both a lot but am much more excited about the latter's sequel, I actually really want to see what the bad guy does to get back at the protagonist for escaping and want to learn more about him and what he's capable of, whereas Lights Out provided a lot more back story and wrapped up pretty definitively and whatever "the ghost is back" scenario seems like it could go to shit in a hurry -- the whole Babadookian paranormal haunting of a family with a small child isn't typically my thing, but the monster was cool and it pressed a lot of the right buttons for me. Both films took place almost entirely in a dark house and both had some creepy as hell cellar moments, some people died, and good scares were had. Overall would give Don't Breathe 8.5/10, and Lights Out 7/10, both worth watching.

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It seems to thunderstorm disproportionately at around 10pm on Thursdays and Saturdays right when I'm getting ready to leave the house.

Lil Caesar's is awful. I don't understand why they can't even offer basic toppings like jalapenos and banana peppers, stuff that can make the worst pizza edible.

Peppas

Please stop making jokes about my dead, dead son.

Who hit you

Me as well

Did someone slap you at work

WHAT Don't you work at a furniture store

They just care about you, and it makes them act crazy sometimes. Like I get what you're saying, but having lost my son recently I understand their concern.

Whatever that thing is playing video games in your avatar

I got $5.45 and it's 5:45

Peps

You sound really cool and funny

That's me, I lie to myself

UPDATE; Moved to a different concrete slab. Just saw a skunk run across the road. Chewing on grass because not ready to drive home yet.

Leaning over on a concrete bench in the rain ignoring this person talking at me Looking​at my phone bc don't know what else to do Prob gonna try driving home.

Fecal microbe