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You should just give him the car so he won't have to hang out with you.

Sure, when you're in a car with them. The silver-tongued power of manipulative persuasion seems nice.

Done, but all your stats generated as 0 and can't be increased. I can now control plants

Once, forever, you can never unpause it. The ability to pass through solid matter

I lost it for twenty hours last month. Only sucked bc I couldn't cook anything. It almost always goes out whenever any storms roll through, always some tree somewhere that decides to take down a line that affects me, I guess.

Whenever you time travel, Rip Hunter is always there waiting for you on paradox prevention duty and immediately sends you back to the present. I want to walk on water

It's Jerry, of course they're going to give him a micropenis

I woke up in a panic after pride and was freaking out for a few minutes, but that was bc I got home that evening tired drunk and sunburned and when I woke up my phone was dead and wouldn't take a charge from my shitty charger and I had no idea what time it was (no clocks in the house) and I had to be at work by midnight. Thought it was like 3am, ended up only being 10:30pm.

Any chance it was her? Mine was cool I was really drunk Thurs Fri and Sat and that's basically all that happened.

You can only say things that offend people Full metal alchemy

I am glaad you went. Hope it was a good time and you were able to get laughs and joy from people's responses​ to the loud religious haters who probably showed up. That was definitely a highlight for me.

You have to wait a year between transformations Flight

I knew it was gay pride, silly Billy. I assumed he meant go watch the parade and hang out in the park it leads to, it's basically an all day music festival w/out the music. Didn't realize we were going to be walking in the actual parade behind a bear float to get there.

Woke up at this dude's house and my car wasn't there, he was like anyone want to go to pride with me, didn't know that meant being in the actual parade. No idea what banner we were walking behind/what the group or organization was. The parade was huge, there were so many people watching​ it go past, yelling mostly nice things. It was surreal.

What even is the point of pressure washing

Wow they still do E3 Wait does G4 still exist? Is AOTS still on the air?? It's 2017, we aren't past this yet?!

Get out.

Idk I'm low key very drunk rn

I'm telling mochi

Aw hey that's not what I meant at all I want to comfort her and tell her that she's better than everyone

Isn't that your relationship, though, with everyone regardless of genatalia

So far Biodome and Tusk have been suggested I'm pretty sure yours can't be substantially worse

I like Hitmonlee the best bc I'll gamble w Hi Jump Kick every day of the week before going into battle with weak ass Fire, Thunder, Ice, and Mach Punch, but they're all trash.

Holy shit, this is everything I love and hate about the internet crammed into one sad post.

Yeah, the og Trailer Trash is better than that girl's version.