I was trained to sell cigarettes at that $8 an hour job I had for a couple weeks this year.
They told me to card everyone who looks under 50.
So, they'll probably stop IDing you soon.
True. Viper was saying buddy is double his age too. Equally stupid. Idk what these fools' deal is. Like being in your 20s is even something to brag about.
You're like 38
50-38=12
You're about a decade away from 50.
It's cool. We'll all be 50 someday. But don't fucking lie about it.
And don't try to say you're closer to 30 than 40... Come on now