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Vela

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  1. I know we're all old now, but this old? That's a real question...I like to be prepared.
  2. A super model?
  3. The look of someone who realizes they can't reach through the screen and slap someone. Also I went to school with that guy. He's a pretty good dancer.
  4. XD Are you having success during these dates where you whip your feet out at?
  5. It's because it rhymes. There's no other sense to it. In the 1800's it was a term that referred to something very small, but that quickly went out of fashion. The term bees-knees came back in as Flapper Talk in the 20's which had many nonsensical terms used because they were fun to say. Katharine Hepburn makes fun of Flapper Talk in...it was either Bringing Up Baby or Philadelphia Story? I can't remember...I just can hear her doing it in my head right now.
  6. Actually a gnome would be much more likely to steal a sock than a house elf...if one got into your house.
  7. lol "I have an anus for a mouth." "So you're double jointed?" 😄 aright you got me...I'm not double jointed and I've got bones, an actual mouth and an anus where one typically finds ones anus.
  8. Wut, I have no bones... ...and an anus for a mouth.
  9. I have no bones 😶
  10. 😄Both stand to be true.
  11. Like a crazy surgeon from the 1800's!
  12. Lol. Well goodnight, sleep well "And it was always with disappointment that she watched the darkness stride forward."
  13. lmfao Yeah but...in the book the Phantom is an insanely gifted architect...who's FUCKEN NUTS!
  14. No. It's because he conducted encriminating business in 13 African Nations [I think. I could be making this up because it's fucken 4 in the morning, I'm not rereading to find out.] For the humor, tf is happening here ...like ocean's 11 you jackass It is a vital yet neglected component to every living creatures health and well being. If neglected for years the result is a shortened life span. "What" was the first person? My guess would be human. Considering jolly ranchers are a 92% combination of corn syrup and sugar their shelf life is indefinite. Coke! Of course! Because of nostalgia.
  15. Right? Get on this @Mix you're right, sleep is for the week and don't let the encephalopathy deter you...some of the most ingenious people were bat shit crazy! "GOOOOO....GO NOW AND LEAVE MEEEEEEE!!!" [If you've read Le Phantome de L'opera...and...and then also saw the musical you'd know why that's funny >.>]
  16. I mean Husband Wife duo...? Bringing down the United Kingdom's oldest merchant bank...? Bomb scare during his trial?...Construction worker and four police shot during land dispute?...lol dude even manages to reclaim $52 million... ...I'm not sure this isn't a movie already.
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