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Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
🤣Whoadear this really got a laugh out of me. I can't tell if it's the best or worse. -
He's the "You might be a redneck," guy.
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Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Yeeeeeeeesssssssss beautiful -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Wait...wait is this what you were looking for? That can be your porn name...everybody knows mine's Whiskers Quackenbush. -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
lmao That was the second thing I thought of when I suggested hand swapping, not the show but the premise...and then you made that reference and I knew we were both in good hands. -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Yaaaaaay...is my prize that horse we beat to death?🤣 Nighty night, sleep well...I almost called you Steve for some reason and I have absolutely no fucken idea why, think I'm tired too -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Hahah, clearly you're the robot devil hands as it wouldn't be a fair trade then -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Yes. And now I know that you know that I know what I know and that we know everybody knows you know what I know we know. -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
>.> we should probably sign a disclaimer. DISCLAIMER: I am alright with it if you are alright with it, your name here . -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Also topics, amir? -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
And I maintain that I'm so very happy to have a tiny hand twin proven by the fact that I remembered this about you four years later. You think if we swapped hands I'd be able to play the guitar and you'd be able to paint? It'd only have to be the right hand, I'd think. -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
NOBODY EVER KNOWS WHAT I'M SAYING so then it makes perfect sense that you already knew what I was hoping you knew that I knew that now everybody knows we know that they know. -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Reunited! Don't actually click on that XD But rest assured, they're still man's hands Wait, I'll be right back because I said I might do something if you didn't remember... -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
It was sooooo sweet Nah...We'll just coast post through here knowing what we know, knowing that they know we know what they know we know ::nods:: -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
thankie I had a whole conversation with myself (and a short outburst to another poster) about how to respond to this post that's how bad I am with social interactions! But I decided on a gif and the truth, which is that I'm really glad you're here too because I thoroughly enjoy posting with you ^.^ However I apparently have to curb my sentiments lest I be accused of inciting another "love fest". >.> -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
lol no. Doom is. Don't know if he remembers though. -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Oh whoa, speak of the devil. -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
WHERE ELSE WOULD HE PUT HIS FOLEY BAG -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
How could I not come here? I found you, my non vehicle operating no jeans wearing equally awkward at in-person interactions long lost twin (what color are your eyes?) and I also found my identical tiny hand twin here too! Although he might not remember as this was discovered years ago around the same time he stated I had a good memory which, to me, implies he thinks he doesn't and since he probably knows himself better than I do I have no grounds on which to disagree but...what? Oh right, famileeeeeee ::banjo strumming:: -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
>.> <.< separated at birth...must be the answer. -
Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n
Vela replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Ah yes the mini-van mom purse. FASHION!!! Uh thuh dime purse my good Sir. No but seriously the answer to your question is actually; fashion. I mean you don't expect women's clothing to be realistically functional, do you? That would mean women might have an agenda and shit to do. Pockets on pants give the appearance of bulk on the hip/thigh area and they're an additional piece of cloth meaning an additional expense. So those dumb faux pockets they put on women's pants are an attempt to make the pants look slimming as if there could pockets but the wearer is so slim that you can't even tell and has a clean look w/o the pocket outline underneath. I'm not saying any of this is good reasoning. I will say that when most women find a skirt or dress with pockets they want to point it out to anybody and everybody who compliments their skirt/dress because that's how hard it is to find pockets on women's clothing when they're anything other than jeans or cargo pants. -
Maybe I'll make my first alt with my old sn. But I refuse to use my original sn w/o my original image. I'm loyal to the most random shit...guess that's the Taurus in me.
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And the old search to find my board icon has begun again...excuse me.