scoobdog

You wouldn't in the car, but you would to take him out of the car.

Obviously. Why else wouldn't he have the big burly mattress dudes take his old mattress?

You don't have a carrier?

25 cubic feet? You could fit two children in there.

You also don’t know how bidding works, unsurprisingly.

So your casino bosses know about waste management than you do.

No, I’m the dude that has to pay the fucking trash bills.

Not only do I think it, I know it.

It's like you don't know how to read. Try again sport.... So if the government doesn't fund a project that means.... (A) It doesn't get made or (B) It doesn't get made.

Google it and find out. None of that 2% is direct funding, so, logically, that means whatever the government is paying is for specific projects rather than general overhead funding.

No, that is not what happens. See, there's this thing called sorting....

I'm not really frustrated. Just trying a different approach. I mean, staying on topic is kind of hard in our line of work.

WHAT PART OF 2% FUNDING DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH?!!!!!!

Nothing you say goes over my head, shit-for-brains.

Not the same as government owned, is it?

You mean in the '80s? Also, public funds make an estimated 2% of NPR's intake.

You're more Elmer Fudd than Bugs Bunny. Specifically the Elmer Fudd that thinks he's outwitting Bugs only to shoot himself in the face.

No, NPR is not owned by the US Government. It's a non-profit entity similar to PBS, that gets part of its funding from the government indirectly. You can't even google a trash can, so how could anyone expect you to google something this complicated?

Not from you they don't. I'm sure they've seem their fair share of your soil mattresses and bloody sheets.

Can just imagine the stains that homeless dude is putting his face against.

Those things cost a lot of money. Anywhere from $600 to $1000 per exchanges, and if you don't exchange at least once in two weeks, they charge rent on those fuckers - like another $200 per week. The prices can be absurd. There is no way your landlady just parks one of those things at your complex so a couple or yahoos can save money throwing out their crappy furniture.

Roll Off It comes off the back of a truck with rails and has cylindrical casters on all four corners. It literally rolls off and on the back of the truck. Anything above 5 cubic yards is probably a roll off.

Show us a pic.

Did she tell you that over ice cream sundaes?