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Callback from the beginning of the arc.

Dr. Rageback lol. Now what are they going to do... It's called shonen, Usopp. Yes blahblah it's taking such a toll on his body... yet hundreds of episodes later we know he'll be just fine, so.... yeah.

GOD DAMN IT HOGBACK IS STILL ALIVE?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

So they started burning up but they got restored when their shadow returned... sure why not. EVERYONE SURVIVED NO ONE DIES IN ONE PIECE LIKE USUAL

Whelp, the Straw Hats are all dead... I guess they get replaced by their alternate reality counterparts! > Awwww the shadow Cindrey was using. Margarita! <3 Holy shit that guy's design is generic as fuck. He's lord of the manor?! But I'm sure he'll go on to be very pivotol to the story hundreds of episodes form now, right? :-D Oh wow Nami looked super cute in that group shot. <3 THEY LIVE YAY! Last second fakeout... naturally.

You fuckin' said it. Good god. Can you imagine if Shippuden was the last show of the night? Talk about going to bed angry! Maybe it's not so bad One Piece is last after all!

SAVE_US.OP

When even Alchemist didn't like it... you know it was bad.

This is also going to poison the entire oncoming Sasuke vs. Leaf storyline which I'm sure will stretch to the end of the series... remembering it all sprung from this IDIOTIC MOTIVATION THAT RUINED A CHARACTER AND MULTIPLE STORYLINES!

I don't think I've ever seen anything this bad in an anime... maybe any story.

OOOOOOOOOH. So aaaaaallll that bullshit... Ruining the Sasuke and Itachi story (even though it wasn't the best it got the job done), retconning multiple plotlines and character motivations, ruining Itachi's character, was to get Sasuke to go after the Leaf Village?! REALLY?! God damn it Kishimoto. There were plenty of other ways you could do that. Sasuke was already apathetic to them. Not too hard to steer him towards hatred and declare war on them. I mean, he's already fought against them several times! This is just... uugghhh. It's like he doesn't even read his own manga.

Okay Itachi never sounded this nice. He was always kind of a dick to Sasuke. This is fucking stupid.

Kishi is trying to retcon it by making it more flowery and pleasant than it ever was. When you go back and watch this Itachi is always pretty much being kind of a dick to Sasuke.

I thought it sounded okay...

I'm sure it only gets stupider.

Does Sasuke going from "cool rival" to series protagonist explain why he only just won a fight because his opponent held back and now he's getting mind-raped? >

So one last gasp of good stuff, then it goes into a downward spiral of horribifuckus. Somehow I don't think it will be ridiculously horrible so-bad-it's-good like when Blue Exorcist went off the manga rails... This is just going to be very long... slow, and painful. I have a feeling we won't even derive much pleasure from making fun of the shittiness. With this retcon right here... I'm just disgusted and appalled. This shit... I don't even. AND THE LONGER MADARA TALKS TO TRY TO JUSTIFY THIS BULLSHIT THE WORSE IT GETS!

What are you talking about? Itachi wanted to buttbang his lil bro!

Madara is Tobi. Or rather, Tobi was a false persona Madara created for... reasons.

You know we can never stay in a good story line in Naruto for too long! Must divert to Sasuke--Who am I kidding? This isn't your garden variety Sasuke annoyance... this is just... this is just... wow... this is awful. That promo makes that comic sound horrible. "If only they could be bothered to care!" Uuuggghhhghghghhh

WHAT lover? And seriously you kill your lover but not your brother? You kill your mom and dad but not your brother? There's no logic there now that the original reason has been retconned. So I guess it's just incest then. This is sooooo fucking stupid.

"That is Itachi's truth.That is Kishimoto's bullshit!" You're right Sasuke. This is a bunch of crap. ROFL the only reason Sasuke won was because Itachi held back. Well, at least Kishimoto didn't make Sasuke THE GREATEST EVAH for once. "He was pretending to steal your eyes." :D :D :D Okay this literally looks like Kishimoto pulled this all out of his ass right after the conclusion of Itachi and Sasuke's battle, and story. IT WAS FINE THEN. THEN HE GOES AND FUCKS IT UP RIGHT AFTERWARD WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! Sasuke... is the voice of reason, and the voice of the audience... never thought that would happen.

This is getting more nonsensical and idiotic the longer Madara talks. KISHIMOTO, STOP. THE MORE YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS THE WORSE IT GETS! *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* Okay and seriously the whole Sasuke and Itachi story was just resolved. It was fine. Why immediately assfuck it all up the next episode?!

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID! Okay, in all fairness, you can say this explains the tension between Itachi and his father, and the other Uchihas... sort of... wait, no, they were pissed because Itachi was a dick that killed his best friend. You almost had me there Kishi! It sounded like he said The Third Grade Ninja War! > Oh hey it's that one guy from THE ROOT, or whatever the fuck. I forgot his name. These "motivations" for Itachi make nooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sense. Good god this is retarded. I swear it's like some fanfic writer shoved Kishi out of the chair. The fuck is this shit?

Rofl what was that? MST3K with Madara and Sasuke? YOU ALREADY SAID ALL THIS LAST WEEK!