I was really really hoping this was some sick fuck lying cuz it happened to one of my friends on FB, account hacked, asshole said person was dead that wasn't
I was hoping he'd come back and give us all a short novel about how he wasn't dead and we'd all be relieved and get to tell him all the thank yous we didn't get to say
and maybe even laugh about it after
This post's for you Luuv
When I'm Prezident in 2020 I will rot ur oligarchs