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If you had to guess, what wine and sauce would you pair well with 😆

Right? And RACG keeps talking like women aren’t capable of a whole lot of crazy 😬

What? I was thinking about how I couldn’t do that https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045969/amp/Black-widow-butchered-ate-husband-BBQ-sauce-thanksgiving-1991-denied-parole.html

I’m thinking about how I probably couldn’t get away with murder any better than the murderers on those ID channel shows. I definitely couldn’t spend an entire weekend dismembering, tossing down the garbage disposal, cooking and eating the parts. That’s dedication. All that to still get caught. Seems like a waste of time and energy.

There’s so much about football idek anymore. Did you know the game is not supposed to be played horizontally? That players should stay vertical at all times? I tell ya 😆

They did it totally right, even managed the point after. I wasn’t even sure the ball was supposed to go in between the post before that 💩

Happy belated happy

Up until that preseason game I had totally forgotten you can get 6 points by running into the end zone 😆

Defense kinda sucks offense isn’t bad. It’s early to say though but going off the defense today just c’mon

That’s what I’m thinking especially since they didn’t learn to not light stuff on fire the first time

Damn it. I didn’t mean to join that 🤦‍♀️

A couple of players were hurt today. Mims and another guy. They’re in WI GB probably did something to the practice field to fuck them all up 💩

You’re such a dick. You wanna cry

I know. Cunt is acceptable though. Shit is bananas 😆 all I’m sayin is the mascot should also be using physical violence 💩

You better be talking about the informationally challenged adults that start fires in practical deserts cuz they’re too stupid to not know to do gender reveal explosions in the middle of a drought unless a fictional character tells them 💩

Who you calling a cunt?

I get what you’re saying, but if you’re a grown ass adult that needs a mascot to tell you not to play with matches, or leave open flames unattended, then it’s probably gonna take more than a mascot to get the point across.

Damn. RIP

Y tú? Brute! 💩

Fuck you to infinity and beyond 💩

Every fuckin year a key player gets fucked up before they play a single snap. I’m used to this shit already

Other- my feet or personal car app 😆 I don’t use them

I would have loved that I’m looking for a shiny. Are they still around? Palkia and Heracross shiny have eluded me.

Sorry @Raptorpat about the invite I didn’t see it in time ☹️

Women writing men: He strutted across the bedroom, looking like a naked peacock, his small, useless nipples were copper pennies on his glistening skin. He climbed up on the bed. As sultry as a lion, his balls slapping against his thigh. The hunger in his eyes almost swallowed me whole as he entered me with his long, tricksy penis