zombieninjakitten

BBWs are pretty.

Well, after I pay rent and the rest of my bills every month $200 is about all I have to live on for groceries, gas for my car, pet food, personal essentials and so on.

No. Not really. There was no violation of rules involved.

Hey, can you do a quick load of my laundry 🧺?

An ass is nothing, I’m no shrinking violet but FUCK ME RUNNING, I can’t even describe what I’ve seen! 🤢

I’ve seen things on this board. Things I can’t unsee. Things that will scar me and terrorize my mind for the rest of my life. I need eye bleach now.

Well, in a way, I’m relieved because I have no idea how to make eggplant 🍆 Parmesan so if you want to keep things slightly psych-sexual I’d be down with that.

OMFG! I wouldn’t let that monstrosity within a mile of my hooha!

And you can dress up as a ninja and I can use it on you. (or I could just make eggplant Parmesan and we could have wine and a nice dinner)

Oh, it might be the rage but I still encounter a lot of prejudice and hate. People who pretend to be any shade of queer to be “cool” annoy me. I fight for and with my trans family and I don’t have time for hipster hangers on. I also cannot stand people who think having a mental is cool. Ugh. These things make blood boil.

I might regret confessing this but you all are a pretty cool 😎bunch so I say it. I can’t buy cucumbers at the grocery store because I get paranoid and think the other shoppers around me are thinking, “she’s totally going to use those as a dildo.” That’s it, that is my confession. Don’t make fun of me too harshly.

Hmmm...I would’ve preferred to spend that money at the used bookstore but that’s just me. Have fun!

Lol I don’t know about that but I’m definitely unique.

I was never cool in high school. I was the fat nerdy punk goth chick who everyone bullied and as a result I developed c-ptsd. I guess now I would be considered cool even though I’m a fat, genderqueer, nerdy mentally ill trainwreck.

Happy Birthday Your Majesty! 🎂🎉🎊

Well, as long as it’s not country music, I mean it could be that much worse. Still, I feel for you.

Music videos that transcend the typical cookie cutter style and are aesthetically superior in many ways. This one of my favorites:

I haven’t watched porn in years but back in the day when I was a fan of Joanna and Burning Angel that was a major criticism I had of her as well. I only liked her girl on girl stuff. But, alas all porn and everything sexual bores me. I’d rather go to Starbucks.

I celebrated Free Comic Book Day and got some really great comic books! Katt wasn’t feeling well so I had to go without her which sucked but I picked up some for her as well. The following are the gems in my haul. Did any of you celebrate the day?

So I picked up the reboot the other day because it was only $5 at my local used game shop. I had been putting it off because I was being snobbish and thinking, “I played the originals and refuse to buy into this reboot nonsense.” Well, I was an idiot. This game is pretty damn awesome and in my opinion, does not deserve all the hate it received according to the dude who worked at the shop. I’m only about two hours into it but it’s entertaining af!

https://www.burningangel.com/en https://www.joannaangel.com/en/?s=1

https://www.trendings.net/a/fried-chicken-drumstick-pants-are-a-must-have-item-for-2019?17=3

I threw my back out buttering my toast the other day. I mean, not trying to sound too badass or anything.

It was just a passing thought, a brain hiccup, and no, my grammar isn’t always impeccable despite my English degree (I’ve been up since 5am and have no idea where I am let alone what I’m typing mostly). Don’t read into too much of what I’m saying. I luv all of you. Brains and everything in between.