SwimModSponges

True story; I was considering building a miniature jurassic-park thing in the back yard with dinosaur figures and whatnot.

Well we'll have space for one soon here.

I could. Not the moths though. They're too powdery.

There's not enough space for a pond, but there's ample room for gardening. I want to grow crickets in the basement. Pound-for pound it's the easiest, most nutritious, and inexpensive protein you can find. She's very much against growing or eating crickets though. Which is a goddamn shame.

I'm working on my fifth X-men fanfiction, and it's aiming to be my dopest yet. Ah who am I kidding? I can never beat dinosaur sex. But I can try really hard.

Figuratively speaking, of course. But for real though. Goddamn, Jeff motherfucking Goldblum. Ian Malcolm's coming on back baby. Oh yeah. Damn it, just did it again.

Every couple of minutes.

So... it appears each of my fanfictions got about 50 views at some point last night. NaBundy[/member] are you fucking with me again or are people finally beginning to love me?

Always.

Here I was hoping you were calling out the former [as]mb mod in an attempt to start some shit. Guess I better put this popcorn away.

What if it was like Mass Effect, only with wagons and bison instead of space ships and Elcor? I'd probably be down.

He'd be great at playing Oregon Trail.

Is actually about a guy who is half wagon.

Master-Debater131[/member] continues to refuse to read and review my fanfiction, as does ghostrek[/member].

I've started writing my 5th X-Men adventure. You should really read and review them, ghostrek[/member].

And only this site. It's weird you guys.

Admin[/member], can you make it so that whenever NaBundy[/member] logs in he has to read a chapter and complete a short assessment confirming he has done so before being allowed to post or read any other posts? I imagine probably not, but it's nice to think about.

You should force him to read my fanfictions as punishment.

I am extremely worried that is the truth.

well hey look at that, got a whole new crop of fanfiction readers when I looked at the view statisics; like I do obsessively every day. Excited.

I had 2 beers and 2 whisky sours. So that was fun.

During my first interaction with police officers, I refused a breathalyzer, called them motherfuckers, and demanded that they search me. True story.

Another Skyrim picture

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!! http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/04/522598144/video-badger-burying-a-cow-surprises-scientists