🍬Candy🍬

99cent gas station coffee here comes garbagepailcat

mine actually says "bitch, what have you been eating?"

He kind of loves like Trent in one of those pics. No wonder i like him

I think only one person can use this

I kno u aint laughing. At least i can find and keep a real job.

I remember my dad had a subscription when we lived in an apartment and the crackheads keep stealing it. So he eventually stopped paying for it and it stopped coming and a crackhead knocked on the door asking where it was. Said he needed it to help him find a job. 🤣

Yeah i have 2 months of perfect attendance but i still feel like crap

i was just NOT feeling it today maybe cuz i went to far getting wasted and then i took klonopin i feel like im dragging around a 20lb blanket' i hate this

Omg thank u

You just like him i bet u bejt u love your hoes u all do

Whoops...my drunk ass go poof

I stopped talking him and this morherffucker dont care. He get back in a picture haa but they cover he face like y ou cheatwn fucker dont belong...and dont touch me haaa Thats all when it comw to jim stop mentioning that motherfucker i found me a real man

How de hell i suppose to get home? I oredered food i cant afford to soak summin this shid up this beautiful bitsh gonna kill me ass

My hoohsh isnt stank it smells beautiful men love eaten me out u dumb motherfuckers bet i can get my hoohah serviced tonight he eat me till my legs shake he luv that shit say it taste like peaches bissshhhh

Never ask packard to post what he cooked for dinner

People will never understand this

Says she hangs out with the 12 year olds and they dont realize shes only 9 I believe it. On the 3rd grade field trip i remember looking around at all the tiny ass little kids and thinking "do their parents not feed them or give them vitamins". Im up shit creek this year when it comes time to buy uniform cuz i dont know how to buy the next size up. Last year i got a girls size 16.

Theyre having knock down drag out arguments about it. I know why its happening. My team lead is huge negative bitch and every hates her and hates working with her and everyone likes going to another girl who is incredibly sweet and extremely knowledgeable but when we go to her...bitchy team lead throws a fit.

Im never late wtf u talking about? And i used to dress in business clothes everyday but realized i looked stupid because even the supervisors wear tshirt and jeans

Fuck u halle berry and maggie gylenhaal is gonna play us in the movie bish

1. You can not work whenever you want to. If you come in late you cant stay late to make up the time u missed without permission. 2. Observe the dress code cuz this is the LAST PLACE ON EARTH that needs to be business casual 3. Do not go to leadership on other teams before you go to you own team leaders on your team 4. Put blankets away at night. They are thinking of banning blankets cuz of the bedbug infestation last year (<< >>) 5. If u get calls about the lawsuit...transfer those calls to the designated number. Yall will not be handling the lawsuit

Why

have you been in a brand new cherokee? its like driving a fucking lexus mang!

i cant wait until i have time to write it.. gonna put soooo much sex in it ...yeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh

youre like the packard of cars.. only not retarded get something NEW mang!!