nameraka

i know we're not supposed to talk about it. it's like taboo or whatever. but seriously, does anyone else feel like they're just living the same life over and over? i mean, maybe i'd like to be a bonobo next time or something...

Modern "safety" packaging is now so difficult to open that it almost always requires a sharp implement, often being used at a precarious angle to open, which is ironically very unsafe.

here, let's all be thankful again. 'cause that's not lame or anything.

Unexpected follow-up

what about that mccoy guy?

i do not think therefore i do not am.

it appears we are at an impass...

well, to be honest, i'm not entirely convinced that i'm real. i was kind of hoping that one of you knew some way to prove it.

If so, prove it.

See. You've got the alzheimers. Now you'll have to have a colonoscopy.

You're old. Go to the damn doctor, fool.

I'm just gonna put a cap on this with a "thank god..." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/josh-stein-defeats-mark-robinson-north-carolina-governor_n_672a590fe4b0be8c956ad41e

Here, to tide you over.