nameraka

...so, we're not really posting here just yet, this is really just kind of a placeholder right now. but feel free to look this thread back up in 5-8 years when this whole thing blows over. I'm sure we'll all have lots of fun post-covid shenanigans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day

happy boxing day

oh shit, dude. now I feel stoopid...

or unicron or whatever. I've been sniffing all day and have a horrible sinus headache. anyone know what this shit's supposed to do?

has anyone here ever heard the true story of Christmas?

no. you.

Such pleasure do you bring me..." Uhm... What the fuck you doing to that tree? Also, last I checked, trees can't consent. Not cool, bro.

Show me your strong feet! Wait. No...

could be worse. my dad is a minister. I was named for an early christian saint who is best known for having been martyred. thanks mom and dad. no pressure...

this is so hot...

Last night I had a dream that was so profound I seriously think it could change the world.

thought I'd go hang in the woods with my buds. listen to a little death metal. maybe eat some babies and chill.

Dude at least had a decent sense of humor. thats a virtually unheard of trait among modern republicans.

Ghost of tsushima

the first thing I thought of when I saw this made me feel so old...

That was close. My first instinct was to upvote. I had to stop and ask myself, do I really give a shit, or am I just constipated?

Damn. Meant to do that as a spoiler tag. Eh. Nobody gives a shit anyway.

yeah, I live in the south, so this is clearly wrong. good work.

wrong answers only, please.