nameraka

*dies impaled by corn*

same creator as the coffee one. this one's just as funny but a bit shorter.

1986. for all intents and purposes the last year of my childhood. we lived about 5 miles from the beach. everyone I cared about was still alive. life was just good. 2000-2005 (couldn't pick one year) met future wife. grad school. started teaching. got married. 2020 (second half) didn't die from alcohol withdrawal. (got prescribed some lovely benzos to keep the seizures at bay) finally started putting that shit behind me.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but imma post in it.

this actually kind of reminds me of my wife's family.

I do energy shots. I hate having all that liquid sloshing around my belly. I tried just chewing coffee beans for awhile, but I got funny looks.

watch out for sly gary

But I wanted to figure it out myself.

Nope. Week is now Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Steve, Friday, Saturday Sunday has been replaced with second Monday.

Thursday is no more... 😪

Today is goddamn Thursday, bitches. yeah. i was gonna put some cool facts about thursday, but I don’t have any. *stares awkwardly into distance* THURSDAY!!! 👻

solid cover.

I don't see any way auburn's passing attack gets through Israel's iron dome defense.

A Clooney?

Nope. Not having it. Not today.

it's not that bear. it's the one behind you. 😮

there is a bear

yes, but would someone with an onlyfans account date me?

I'm going to need to know where exactly he southern border of the Pacific Ocean is. That just looks really arbitrary, and I don't want to accidentally cross into the Arctic Ocean or something.

yeah. I'm gonna need the specifics on that ban.